Korra Criticism Day

Dear Korra,

Korra, baby. I love you, but you have issues, and I’ve held this in long enough.

It’s bad enough to have a romantic subplot consume the main issue, but girl, if you’re going to be indecisive about which of the brothers’ dicks you want, why Mako and Bolin? Why not Councilman Sexy McDoucheface or Masked Actual Psychic Bloodbending Asshole Noacockblock?

What the hell, girl?

Look at your life; look at your choices.

I just can’t deal with this.

Sincerely,

UST

His Greatest Fantasies

Rating: M for INCEST INCEST INCEST. Did I mention that there is INCEST in here?

Pairings: Amorralok

Word count: 992

Note: This is Lantur’s fault.

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The letter is yellowed, and he believes that it will not fare well if he picks it up. It was sent almost eighteen years ago, and Amon had pushed it out of his mind then. He had obligations. However, four years later, there was an ecstatic announcement on the radio that made the thoughts resurface.

Amon—well, Noatak—didn’t get another letter then. Lives move on. Yet when he’s in his musty, dank apartment and reads the morning newspaper, he must be seeing things. His eyes are bloodshot. He spent the entire night making arrangements. Being an invincible being who is always present in the shadows is quite harrowing when one is just a man who requires sleep. He’ll perhaps scrape up four, five hours of rest. No matter how exhausted Amon is, there is always something intrusive on his mind. Soon, his age will catch up with him.

He gazes at the front page for his daily dose of irony. Moves toward peace through raiding establishments? A curfew? Curtailed rights? But no, no. Of course not. It couldn’t be something so humorous.

Avatar Korra Accepts Councilman Tarrlok’s Marriage Proposal, it reads.

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masksarehot

 said: Watertribe sandwiches are tasty enough to whet even the most discerning of appetites.


It is literally ALL THE CHEEKBONES AND BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES AND SEXY HAIR!

I think Benedict Cumberbatch would be a waterbender with cheekbones like that. Cause you know, the power to waterbend actually comes from your facial bone structure. Not something silly like genetics. 

"Imagine your OTP finding out they're pregnant."

OTP3?

"Summer Dying Fast" compliant.

One version:

"Do you know whose it is? Tarrlok asks.

Korra’s cheeks redden, her face scrunching up in annoyance. “Uh, duh, no.”

"Well, dear brother," Noatak says, patting Tarrlok’s back, "you once told me how grateful you would be to have a full family again. As atonement for my past crimes, I allow you to take this one."

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Other version:

"I’m pregnant."

Noatak says, “…”

Korra blinks. “Wait, Tarrlok, what the fuck?” 

Summer Dying Fast: Chapter Three

Title: Summer Dying Fast

Rating: M for suicidal thoughts, violence involving bloodbending, and possible sexual situations.

Summary: AU. When Tarrlok and Noatak escape Republic City, they take the Avatar with them.

Pairings: Tentative Amorralok.

Part: 3/?

Word count: 7,654

The ff.net version can be found here.

Note: Initially, Korra is very pitiful, but this isn’t a permanent thing. This is not a story where she will be suicidal and frail the entire time, though she starts out roughly.

For a detailed, very artistic interpretation of what happens in this chapter, see here. This is a comprehensive look at the Makorra relationship in this story.

2|3|4

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There isn’t pain, only a radio crackling, moving in her head, a pressure like a bad cold where she can’t think can’t move can’t breathe. And with one small breath, she falls.

“I told you I would destroy you.”

Everything’s gone.

She loses almost all consciousness, all sense of the world around her. The last thing she hears is Mako calling her name, and she’s bloodbent into a kneeling position. Her world is the pulsing inbetween her ears, her eyes. Her heart shoots up into her throat and she can’t breathe.

“Finally, you are powerless.”

She barely registers Amon’s lieutenant storming in, crumples as Amon releases her from his bloodbending grip. Learning his past—she figured he’d be more human, more reasonable, a deeply hurt man instead of this untouchable figure.

But he’s worse. A monster. The revolution—it’s not an extreme movement for equality, at least not to their leader. It’s a power grab. In an instant, he’ll abandon it and leave his subordinates to rot. He’ll bend others and torture them, even with his proficiency in nonbending fighting tactics. Even with his speeches about snuffing out fear, of stomping out the bending elite so people can walk the streets peacefully.

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ninaballerinacaterina asked:

Amorralok with Mako cockblocking? :D

The brothers’ wounds have long closed—their scars set—while they’ve been under house arrest in a guarded section of the air temple, and Korra ignores the whispers of those around her when she goes there in the night. It’s a time of unwinding and indulging, a short spark of a reprieve after several long days of settling disputes and being met with sights she’s never been accustomed to in her insulated confinement at the compound. 

When Mako, her former boyfriend, storms in on Korra and the two prisoners after he inquires incredulously why the snickering guards aren’t doing anything but standing there as he hears moaning and screaming from behind the wall, his face blanches when Amon asks if he’d like to join the sordid tangle on the bed. Betrayal and dismay written on his face, Mako stammers before ducking out and quelling the urge to retch as Korra sighs and unwraps herself from the two men, beginning to dress herself wordlessly and mentally preparing an explanation. She doesn’t believe the bathroom line will work this time.

Summer Dying Fast: Chapter Nine (Noatak)

Summary: AU. When Amon and Tarrlok leave Republic City, they take the Avatar with them.

Rating: M for violence, mentions of suicide, and sex in later chapters

Threesome: Amorralok

Word count: 3,120

One morning, Noatak wakes up and feels as if he’s run across an entire expanse of land. The Avatar is awake, which surprises him, since she’s both sick and not prone to being up early. If she could, she’d sleep from dawn to dusk. Tarrlok is still asleep. Oftentimes, she will ignore Noatak, and he has to remind himself that she’s an actual person, not the abstract concept he lived with for years when he thought of the Avatar. It’s unnerving, so he doesn’t dwell on it.

“You were having a bad dream,” she says flatly. He says nothing in return. She says nothing particularly venomous on that day—in fact, she says little at all—and that should come as no surprise. Without her bending and without those who care about her, the Avatar feels inadequate and worthless. He’s told her so at the air temple and when he committed the deed: told her that she’s nothing. He doesn’t quite relent, and he tells himself that, logically, it’s true. As the Avatar, she can’t fulfill her duty, and she’s practically worthless in that part of her life.

However, Noatak can empathize with that reliance on bending for self-worth. Perhaps it’s juvenile and trite to compare it to consuming an addictive substance, but he can affirm that it’s harmful to those who can’t fight against it.

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I really want "His Greatest Fantasies" to be a Rickroll.

"Hey, here’s a happy, quality Makorra fic!"

"Hey, I read this great Korrasami fic!"

And then they link to Korra having sex with Tarrlok as Amon watches and fantasizes as she’s secretly Amon’s daughter and Tarrlok’s uncle and Amon is completely aware of this.

EDIT: Tarrlok’s uncle? Niece. Wow, I suck.

Korra Smut Week

OK, so the mod over at Korra’s Boyfriends sent me this:

Hiiiiiii! I’m the lady behind the curtain for Korra’s Boyfriends, and one of the ladies trying to make Korra Smut Week a thing. I saw that you liked the post I made about it on korrasbfs and was hoping you’d be willing to help promote it (either make a post linking to it or reblog us) now that we have an official home for the week (korra-smut-week). We’re trying to reach out to all corners of the fandom to help spread the word about unity and Korra sex and would really appreciate your help.

Of course, you don’t have to know me for too long to know that I support a) fandom unity and b) Korra sex, so promoting this is a pretty fun thing for me. I’ve looked up the info for this, and here’s the FAQ.

  • What is this?

This is Korra Smut Week, a shipping week with a smutty bent dedicated to the creation of art, fic, graphics, music, ANYTHING about the sexy and powerful Korra and her many loves!

  • Oh great another shipping week. Why should I care?

BECAUSE THIS IS A SPECIAL SHIPPING WEEK

This is a week to promote not a single ship, but all the ships! And to celebrate fandom unity and cooperation, as well as to pump us up in the run up to the as yet unannounced Book 2 premiere.

Also sex and hilarity and sexy hilarity.

  • Wait, all the ships?

ALL the ships, so long as they involve Korra. Twosomes, threesomes, confusing orgies (aka Korrgies), everything. And participants don’t have to be tied down to one ship all week - you can make something for a different ship every day if you want!

Also, if you don’t feel comfortable writing smut, you can also just write clean shipping stuff. Smut is just highly encouraged.

You can suggest prompts here. The date is not set yet, but it will be shortly before Book 2 airs, since the intent is to get people excited for the new season (half-season?). From what I’ve read, it will probably take place in late March or early April, and the point is just to write about Korra having sex all week in correspondence to the prompts that will be given.

As I’ve already linked above, The place for info and suggestions is korra-smut-week. Honestly, Korra is a pimp, and I’d love some contributions about her lovely harem of men and women. Even if you don’t like Korra, smut is still pretty great, right?