America"come on dude! why dontcha even try it?You’re such a commie
Russia"Only because I don’t eat that дерьмо,that doesn’t mean I am a comunist Amerika…

America"see?commie! u even start to talk in your commie language!
Russia"aha you really piss me off Amerika 


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ooc;; gahhhh my otp!!

  • Who cooks: Shockingly they both take turns, its kinda very cute to see them fight over who will cook the next that day.
  • Who does the laundry and other chores: Alfred can’t do laundry, even if he tried too; cleaning just isn’t his thing. In fact Russia just makes him sit on the couch and watch tv as he does the chores; which he loves.
  • How many children do they have: One, yeah just one that Alfred seemed to pick up randomly one day. The kid just clung to him and Alfred couldn’t say no to a kid who kept calling him hero so brought him home.
  • Who’s more dominate: Russia, hands down russia can dominate him like there is no tomorrow. And Alfred allows it; most the time.
  • Favorite nonsexual activity: They both love to sit and watch movies together with popcorn and grape soda. In fact Russia just smiles and laughs while America goes on and on about how awesome, or sometimes scary the movie is.
  • Their favorite place to be together: The park; they love to walk together in the park. Believe it or not; they have matching scarfs since Alfred kept bothering Russia with his.
  • Any traditions: On new years eve they get together under the big ball in New York City, Alfred loves it. And just like clock work right on the dot when midnight hits; Ivan kisses Alfred’s cheek softly.
  • Their “song”: ,, Fall for you" by Secondhand Serenade
  • What they do for each other on holidays: On Christmas Alfred goes to Ivans house to sit with him in front of a fire and cuddle under a blanket.
  • Where did they go for their honeymoon: Simple, the bedroom, Russia wouldn’t have it any other way.
  • Where did they first meet: They ran into each other at a super market.
  • Any pets: Nope, none.
  • What do they fight over: Simple things like when Ivan doesn’t show enough love, or when Alfred is too…‘friendly’ with others.
  • Do they go on vacations, if so where: They’ve went to Ivan’s home town a couple times, and Alfred has shown Ivan around his country; but nothing real big yet.
A Storm of Sunflowers

(pic: The Tudors)

Rating:M or Adult++

Pairings: IvanxAlfred, FrancisxArthur, LudwigxFeliciano, GilbertxMatthew, IvanxYao, ArthurxAlfred, Japanx?

Summary: With war taxes rising and living becoming harder, Alfred will do anything to save their farm even if it means giving himself to Lord Ivan. AU Human names used Better summary inside

Status: Complete