also this was my last request for this meme

anonymous asked:

that "texts from last night" ask meme №651: "I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were" for aokaga, nanodayolo

oh god oh god this was supposed to be cute no

also i thought of doing this via mobile because EMOJI YA FEEL ME but then i thought i’d be too much trouble lmao

Thanks a lot for the request darling <3

OTP Prompts: Texts From Last Night

“hey bae, will you miss me when i’m gone?”

Taiga stares nonplussed at the 2:47am that flashes at the top of his phone, before reading the text once again. Not only was his boyfriend currently getting fucked up at one of his Touou teammates’ birthday party, Aomine Daiki also thought it was apparently a good idea to drunk-text him at almost three in the morning while he knew damn well Taiga had a Math exam in the morning he could not dare to be late to - he had even borrowed Midorima’s lucky pencil for the special occasion because Kuroko had told him there was no way I will let you copy my answers, Kagami-kun.

His phone flashes again: “omg u totes need to get ur ass here sakurai just spartan kicked a guy for calling him a flamer #yolo”

Taiga’s thumb flies across the keyboard.

“I’ll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.”

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i was talking to my wife last night and she said “well i want a fic from devilman where those guys who killed the rabbits and beat up Akira get into a huge orgy by themselves”

then she said “also a fic where all the AU and spinoff versions of Ryo and Akira get together and Ryo fights himself over Akira”

no, i am not gonna write either of‘um goddammit! but i can post the requests to the kink meme.