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I left you,

better off

than the day

I met you.

But,

I know you.

You’ll do fine…

without me.

You’re stronger now.

Tomorrow is my last day at work.

I’m not sure what pushed me to make this. Even worse, was the fact that half way through the last line I grew unsure if this was about me talking to the ‘job’ I am leaving behind…

Or the other way around.

If Kyubey appeared to Bleach characters...


As requested by anon. :) And also anon. ;)


Kyubey is a character from Madoka Magical Girl. He looks kinda like an emotionless, alien cat and he makes contracts with preteen girls. They can have any wish granted, and then they become magical girls and fight witches. So what if Kyubey appeared to Bleach characters and made his offer? How would they react? 


1. Kenpachi

Kenpachi: Fight witches? Are witches hard to fight?

Kyubey: They are extremely powerful.

Kenpachi: Cool! I’m in!

Kyubey: What is your wish?

Kenpachi: To fight witches!

Kyubey:

Kyubey: Stop breaking the system.


2. Tatsuki

Tatsuki: OH HO! Looks like I won’t be the only one without super powers anymore!

Kyubey: What do you want to wish?

Tatsuki: Somebody said that Ichigo might not come back from Soul Society after this war. Can you make sure that he does? WITHOUT the universe being destroyed or anything?

Kyubey: Oh. I am all about saving the universe.


3. Mizuiro

Mizuiro: Do you have some sort of “Terms & Conditions” in writing?

Kyubey: No. But I willingly answer all questions in a completely non-deceptive manner.

Mizuiro:

Mizuiro: I may need to think about this.


4. Keigo

Keigo: GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU CREEPY ALIEN CAT

Kyubey: I am just trying to have a conversation.


5. Karin

Karin: No thanks.

Kyubey: You do not wish to become a magical girl?

Karin: Dude, thanks to my parents, I have Quincy and shinigami powers, and I’m pretty sure I could join either team if I really wanted to. Or just fight hollows for a creepy shopkeeper.

Karin: I don’t need ANOTHER shady mentor.

Karin: Plus I don’t believe in witches.

Kyubey: I might hang around until you change your mind.

Karin: Get in line behind all of the ghosts.


6. Byakuya

Byakuya: But I am not a preteen girl.

Kyubey: We have expanded our poor of applicants.

Kyubey: Your colleague Kenpachi already said yes.

Byakuya:

Byakuya: And here I was about to consider it.

Byakuya: But now I know that it is a very very bad idea.


7. Ichigo

Ichigo: Huh? I get a wish?

Ichigo: It’s like you’re paying me!

Ichigo: I’ve never gotten paid for saving the world before!

Ichigo: Can I scritch you on the head in gratitude?

Kyubey: No.

Ichigo: That’s fair.


8. Apacci

Apacci: I want Halibel-sama out of jail, and I’m happy to fight pretty much anyone.

Kyubey: Both of your colleagues said the same thing.

Apacci: YOU TALKED TO THEM FIRST?!


9. Kira

Kira: At this point, I’m willing to do pretty much anything if you’ll repair my torso without zombiefying me.

Kira: I don’t seem to have any other options.

Kira: Your face reminds me of my captain’s, so I assume this will end badly, but -

Kira: [shrugs]

Kyubey: I think we can come to an agreement.


10. Ulquiorra

Ulquiorra: I sense that you, like me, are an emotionless being.

Ulquiorra: You want something from me.

Ulquiorra: Yet instead of making an ultimatum, you are offering a wish?

Ulquiorra:

Ulquiorra: I wish I had thought of that.

I just looked on the tv tropes page for my Myers-Briggs personality thing and, uhhhhhh-

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this isn’t exactly flattering guys

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seriously?????

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TAG GAME: CHARACTERS WHO SHARE THE SAME PERSONALITY TYPE AS YOU. 

If you don’t know your personality type, take the test here.

Tagged by: yumikuries 

Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them!

Type: INTJ- the Mastermind

  • Bruce Wayne - Batman 
  • Numbuh 1 (Nigel Uno) - Codename: Kids Next Door
  • Stewie Griffin - Family Guy
  • Severus Snape and Lord Voldemort - Harry Potter
  • Satsuki Kiryuin - Kill la Kill (!!!!!!!!!!!)
  • GLaDOS - Portal
  • Kyubey - Puella Magi Madoka Magica (wtf bruh)
  • Setsuna Meioh/Sailor Pluto - Sailor Moon
  • Maleficent - Sleeping Beauty
  • Scar - The Lion King

Tagging: homuraisme, kisaragaymomomadohomucifershadocoon, and adorable-serialkiller 

Tag Game: Characters Who Share the Same Personality Type as You

Tagged by: The I-tag-everyone-who-wants-to-do-this type of person.

If you don’t know your personality type, take the test here
Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below.

Type: INTJ

  • Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl)
  • Ciel Phantomhive (Black Butler)
  • Lelouch Vi Britannia (Code Geass)
  • Kyouko Kirigiri (Dangan Ronpa)
  • Light Yagami (Death Note)
  • Rin Tohsaka (Fate/Stay Night)
  • Shizune Hakamichi (Katawa Shoujo)
  • Kyubey (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)
  • Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)
  • Jade Curtiss (Tales of the Abyss)

I tag: iron-kida, sashablouseing, lavihs, rune-slayer and xilliaspirit~. /o/

Tagged by: temmese

Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you HERE and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them!

Type: INTJ (Mastermind)

INTJs are clever, analytical, pragmatic and logical, and are not scared to tell someone (or themselves) when they’re being stupid. They emphasize efficiency, making them simultaneously loners and excellent leaders. Their natural talent for planning and system-building often makes them the perfect villains.

Ima tag madamesg and koreanskyz

Tagged by montrioshka

TAG GAME: CHARACTERS WHO SHARE THE SAME PERSONALITY TYPE AS YOU

If you don’t know your personality type, take the test here.

Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them!

INTJ: Mastermind

  • England from Axis Powers Hetalia
  • Ciel Phantomhive from Blackbutler
  • Numbuh 1(Nigel Uno) from Codename: Kids Next Door
  • Byakuya Togami from Dangan Ronpa
  • Light Yagami and Near from Death Note
  • Vidia from Disney Fairies
  • Father from Fullmetal Alchemist
  • Kurt Hummel from Glee
  • Severus Snape and Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter
  • Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games
  • Scar from The Lion King
  • Princess Celestia from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
  • Cece Parekh from New Girl
  • Captain Hook from Peter Pan
  • Mojo Jojo from The Powerpuff Girls
  • Tiana from The Princess and the Frog
  • Professor James Moriarty from Sherlock Holmes
  • Calhoun from Wreck-It Ralph

Tagging: richardbrookings rondonalds mongoosemelodica kahrasuno quibblerred stanky-ass expand-dongwoon raccoonbunny iampunyunicorn14109 the-sea-dweller

actually u know what, the tags don’t matter!! take this mbti shit and find ur fictional character buds bcos u want to and it’s fun!!! uvu

TAG GAME: CHARACTERS WHO SHARE THE SAME PERSONALITY TYPE AS YOU

If you don’t know your personality type, take the test here.

Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them!

Type: INTJ - The Analyst

Not tagging anyone, but the list also has Kyubey from Puella Magi Madoka Magica….do you perhaps have a wish?

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TAG GAME: CHARACTERS WHO SHARE THE SAME PERSONALITY TYPE AS YOU. 

(If you don’t know your MB personality type, take the test here.)

Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them!

So…. INTJs, mostly awful people. That’s the way I run my life, I guess.

Uh, I guess I’ll tag broodyfeathers and toothlessterrapin and kozmotisblack and like, anyone else who wants to do it.

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