texting fun



thenightmarechild: ALPACALECKI?

me: What if he was riding one down a path
covered in alpaca skin
like the gear guy from true grit

thenightmarechild: But it doesn’t fit him because moose are bigger than alpacas and the alpaca he is riding is struggling because there’s a moosepaca on top of it

me: The alpaca eventually collapses and then alpacalecki puts an alpacascooter under them both and wrangles three more alpaca to pull the alpacascooter while he sits on top of the unconscious alpaca and whips them with belts made from alpaca leather
And tears off meat from the alpaca under him and eats it alive