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Stranger: Life was hard for a borrower, John had decided. But he figured it was easier for those who didn’t borrow from 221 B. The small man scaled the kitchen wall with a stray phone charger, panting by the time he got to the top of the counter. John pushed his way through a few of the case files that the human he shared with had left around and finally found the sugar bowl. “Oh finally!”, he called out but panicked when he heard the door open. What was the Human doing home this early?!

You: Sherlock walked into the flat in exasperation. Another case, another day, another evening of ridicule. Nevermind that he solved the case for them, Lestrade’s team still mocked him. He would never admit that it bothered him, however, for it was just one more insult flung in his direction. He was the target of them regularly. What was another? He moved to the bookcase to the left of the fireplace, removing a book from its shelves and moving to the kitchen table. Opening it, he revealed the hollow pages, and the means by which he would dull his mind. He moved towards the counter to get the sanitizer to clean his arm when he stopped in his tracks, an unexpected sight catching his eye.

((It can be patches, it doesn’t have to be drugs if you don’t want it to be. I’m sorry, but Sherlock sans John is a sad man in my head. Heh.))

Stranger: (( I love it. And drugs is fine with me haha)) John looked around in panic as he saw the tall man catch him in his gaze. The borrower looked around and ended up climbing into the sugar pot, hoping the man would just take it as a drug enduced hallucination. He sat in the sugar and held his head. “Oh no, no, no!”, he chanted in worry. He would have to find a new home now! Where the hell was he supposed to go!? They only place he’d ever lived was this flat! He peaked out of the glassware with a furrowed brow, begging silently for the human to leave.

You: The sugar had been moved. He had not left the lid like that when he had last made coffee, and Mrs. Hudson had long since given up on getting supplies from his kitchen. Stepping toward the container, he lifted the lid, his face etched with confusion, heavy bags very visible on the too-jaunt face. When he caught sight of the small man, he arched a brow in the air. Well, he certainly had not hallucinated /this/ before. “…Good evening.”

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allaboardthefreedomcouch replied to your post:allaboardthefreedomcouch replied to…

EXACTLY. I WAS MENTALLY WILLING HIM TO GET BACK. LOL LIGHT UP CIGARS AND ADJUST OUR SUN GLASSES. CAUSE WE’RE BADASSES

I WAS LITERATELY TELLING HIM TO GET BACK BEHIND THE BARRICADE BECAUSE YOURE GOING TO DIE PLEASE DONT DIE YOURE LIKE 10 OR SOEMTHING

AND THEN WHEN JAVERT PUTS HIS MEDAL ON HIM I JUST LOST IT

LIKE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF ME WERE STARING AT ME PLEAFING AND THEN SNIFFLING LOUDLY OMGF

AWW YEAH

JAY GATSBY’S POOL PARTY YEEEE

allaboardthefreedomcouch replied to your post:allaboardthefreedomcouch replied to…

OMG. RIGHT WHEN I SAW GAVROCHE’S FACE I KNEW IT WAS OVER. AND THEY WERE PULLING A ‘TITANIC END SCENE’ ON ME OMG THAT WOULD BE SUPER FUN. WE SHOULD DO THAT. HAVE A BIG 1920S DISNEYLAND PARTY

GACK GAVROCHE WAS SUCH A SASSMASTER CUTIE AN THEN HE FUKCING GOT IN FRONT OF THE BARRICADE AND MY HEART SANK

LIKE NOOOOOOOOOO GAVROCHE PLEASE DONT DO THIS SHREIEKS

AUGH TITANIC END SCENES ALWAYS GET ME FFFFFF

OH MY GOD CAN WE PLEASE

JUST GO TO DISNEYLAND AS 1920’S!FANDOM HERE

AND THEN HAVE LIKE FLAPPERS AND SHIT IN THE MOVIE THEATER

allaboardthefreedomcouch replied to your post:allaboardthefreedomcouch replied to…

I HAVEN’T CRIED THAT MUCH FOR A MOVIE SINCE MARLEY AND ME, DAMN IT. AND YOU’RE SO FAR AWAYYYYYYY.

OH MY GOD MARLEY AND ME NOOOOO I CRIED SO HARD 

LIKE FOR THE END SCENE I HEARD THE REFRAIN AND I WAS LIKE 

IM NOT GONNA CRY SHIT SHIT

AND THEN THE WHITE BARRICADE

GAH WELL ITS STILL FAR AWAY WE COUDL ARRANGE SOMETHING

LIKE A DAY AT DISNEYLAND AND THEN GREAT GATSBY AT NIGHT OMG

allaboardthefreedomcouch replied to your post:allaboardthefreedomcouch replied to…

I KNOW. THAT END SCENE IS WHAT DID IT FOR ME. RIGHT AFTER FANTINE SHOWED UP AGAIN I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE BAD ON ME DUDE. I WISH. NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW BAD IT HURTS.

AGH I KNOW

LIKE WHEN SHE APPEARED AGAIN AJA AND I WERE LIKE FRICK OMG

AND I KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING AND I JUST SOBBED LIKE

FANTINE’S COMING TO TAKE HIM HOME OH MY GOD HELP

AGH WE SHOULDVE

MAYBE FOR THE GREAT GATSBY MAYBE OMG

I KNOW IM GONNA HAVE SOME SORT OF FEELS

allaboardthefreedomcouch replied to your post:allaboardthefreedomcouch replied to…

SEE. THERE’S THE DIFFERENCE. I WAS DONE AFTER FANTINE. AND I WAS BY MYSELF SO NO ONE STOPPED ME AS THE FLOOD GATES BROKE. AND IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH TTATT

OMG I NEARLY LOST IT AT FANTINE I EMAN LIKE SHE DIDNT DESERVE IT AND SBFJVJFJFB POOR GIRL WAAAA

JUST THE END SCENE 

EVERYONES SO HAPPY BECAUSE THEYRE FREE FROM THE HELL THEY LIVED IN AND THEY JUST

GDJGBVJGFBVJFK 

AJA WAS THERE BUT THAT DIDNT STOP ME FRICKKKK

WE SHOULDVE GONE TOGETHER SO WE OCULVE BEEN TWO BAWLING BABIES TOGETHER 

allaboardthefreedomcouch replied to your post:allaboardthefreedomcouch replied to your post:BACK…

DUDE. THAT ENTIRE MOVIE RUINED ME. I FEEL LIKE MY EMOTIONS WERE KILLED JUST LIKE EVERYONE I LOVED.

FUCK I KNOW

LIKE AAAAAA ALL MY BABYS DIED

I THOUGHT I COULD HANDLE IT

I RESTRAINED MYSELF AT FANTINE’S AND EPONINE’S 

BUT THEN GAVROCHE DIED

I JUST

WASNT EXPECTING THE FINAL SCENE

AND I JUST CRIED BECAUSE THEY ALL LOOKED SO HAPPY AND JOYFUL COMPARED TO WHEN THEY DIED AND I

THE WHOLE THAETER WAS SNIFFLING OMFG 

I SHIT YOU NOT IM STILL SNIFFLING AND ITS BEEN LIKE 5 MINUTES SINCE IT ENDED OMG

allaboardthefreedomcouch replied to your post:BACK FROM LES MIS EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY WAIT  …

… You saw it tonight too…? Omg. I cried like.. half and hour after it ended

OMG IM STILL SNIFFLING IN A PITIFUL ATTEMPT TO NOT JUST BAWL LIKE A BABY

AND I STILL GOTTA READ THIS ONE SAD AS FUCK NELLIS FIC

AND THE DR. WHO EPISODE WHERE AMY AND RORY DIE IS ON THE TV AND ITS JUST

A NIGHT OF FEELS FOR ME

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Hi!

1. First impression: wOW WHAT A GOOD ANERICA???/// oh youre kirstens cousin okay hi
2. Truth is: you are super mature for your age and thats totes awesome
3. How old do you look:  uh 15????/// i dont even know how old you are now omf gomen
4. Have you ever made me laugh: your ellis faces are the best ok
5. Have you ever made me mad: nope.avi
6. Best feature: your face and hair c:
7. You’re my: uhhhh spades slick, ellis and america? 
8. Should you post this too? i rlly dont care if you do super gr8 ill send a hi 2 u idk

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