based on this brilliant post and motivated by an anon. you don’t understand how much i need this to happen in four years.
(also tumblr has disgustingly resized my images so here’s a better version)


I played my first hockey game when I was 3 years old and I scored 10 goals, but that’s not the point ‘cause I scored 5 goals in my own net and 5 in the other. My mom had to sit behind the opponent’s net so I knew where to score.
- Alex Galchenyuk
Aww haha xD