Sometimes, I ask myself if Tumblr´s special snowflakes are like that in real life.
Did they come out to their parents as multiqueer demi-asexual omnigenders, and had a long talk about it explaining to them in which multiple ways they´re fucked up?
Do they get as obnoxious and pissed at their real friends when they forget which fantasy pronoun they prefer this week, or what gender they define as from 3 - 6 pm?
Until now, I haven´t met one in real life, and I hope I never will. But I´m still really curious.