Hilarious Story #2 (Parents)

Alright, this is why I love my parents….but I will NEVER look at them the same way again…ever.

Sooooo my two little brother, my parents and I are playing the game “Headbandz” right? For those of you who don’t know, Heabandz is a game where you put a word on your forehead band, and you have to guess what it is by asking other players questions to which they can answer only “yes,” “no” or “maybe.” 

Anyway, my dad had the word “beaver” on his headband, and this is what happened:

Dad: “Does it have teeth?”

My brothers and I: “Yes.”

Mom: “Maybe.”

Me:  

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Dad: ”Is it an animal?”

My brothers and I: “Yes.”

Mom: “Sometimes.”

Me: 

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Dad: “Can you eat it?”

My brothers and I: “No.”

Mom: “If you’re married…”

Me: 

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My brothers: “Wait what? I don’t get it…”

Mom: *Smiles completely innocent at my father who also looks confused*

Me: *Shrieking loudly and laughing into my pillow because I can’t freaking believe my mother just said that in front of me! She’s never done that before, so it caught me completely off guard*

Dad: *After he finally guesses what it is, looks at my mother like*

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"Charming darling…very charming. I might be a little hungry later tonight.” *Winks at her seductively, at which point I got up and just left*

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Okay i need to drink water now :P

Get to know me tag

I was tagged by asadakahawk theguiltycrown princexbarbie da-pakistani asmasattar ammara-kamran-diaries, So thank you beautiful people , It really means a lot and you guys stay always stay awesome :)

Basics

  1. Name: Abdur Rafay
  2. Birthday: 20th April 
  3. Favourite colour: purple,
  4. Lucky number: i do not know why 39 is every where in my life
  5. Height: 5’6” 
  6. Last dream you remember: I was flying in the sky with the birds lol :P
  7. Can you juggle: no i don’t think so.
  8. Art/Sports/Both: both :P i can draw, paint , play cricket,
  9. Do you like writing: yaasss :P some people have seen my writing
  10. Do you like dancing: yes, when i see other people happy
  11. Do you like singing: yes, but in my own mouth :P lol
  12. Dream vacation: on a mountain somewhere high where i can see the world clearly
  13. Dream guy/gal:  never thought about it lol Strange :P
  14. Dream wedding: a traditional Pakistani wedding with a lots of fun 
  15. Dream pet: rabbits :P
  16. Dream job: bughatti/ ferrari/ chevrolet/ wolkswagon/ mercedes :P anyone of these
  17. Favourite album: none
  18. Least favourite song(s): i do not mostly listen to songs but if i do then i listen to meaningful songs in which there is no cursing or degradation of females or just shouting everywhere 
  19. Least favourite album: same as above
  20. Least favourite artist/band: none

Preferences

  1. Guys/Girls/Both/Other: Ummmmmm like for marriage definitely girls  Lol
  2. Hair colour: Black
  3. Eye colour:  Black
  4. Humorous/Serious: always humorous i am never serious lol 
  5. Taller/Shorter: koi farq nae parta
  6. Biggest turn off(s): lying, pride, and blah blah oh and scolding someone just because you are mad at some other person
  7. Biggest turn on(s): people who help other humans, people who love cars, cats, rabbits, parrots and many more :P

ok i tag pakistani-princess pakistaniunicorn ahsan-fareed magniifiicent 17thwallfloweravenue lilnuggetbiggdreamz shfqhomr realistic—optimist ladoo-ladont maghfirat naveedahsan areeba2712 roooop hatice-n soha24aiman rabilovesyou sunshash lifeofshai liluxxo aqiilaah iqranazir iqrasohail darkashh badtameezdill catdija 17thwallfloweravenue ramshakhan ramsha-noodles ailatu prodigious-serendipity priincessdaisy curlymoroccan mahrukh12mnk panjshirii badtameezzz-dill thenadiablo want-a-happily-ever-after ayeshariaz aye-shaa hejrann chaaaandni chaatmirchi

i guess these are enough :P and you guys please do this :) i did so much hard work  :P lol

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