How is that an odd request? I would think it’s a totally awesome, bamf-y, sexy-times-filled request. Also, Mr. And Mrs. Smith, anybody? James Bond? In other words: Fuck yeah.
Stiles Might Actually Be Spiderman by day
(1,506 I Not Rated (Angsty says: Teen) I Complete)
Everyone in the group has their special skills and areas of extreme expertise.
But then there’s Stiles.
Honestly, Derek doesn’t even know what the fuck Stiles is doing there.
Call it a Fallacy by inquisitioned
(2,275 I Teen I Complete)
Or, five times Agent Alpha and Agent Q kissed, and one time Derek and Stiles did.
A Day’s Work by melo
(3,942 I Mature I Complete)
Stiles is good at what he does, even if he’s considered a lowly temp in the company hierarchy. One day, he’ll be recognized for his talents, but until then he’ll enjoy the mentorship of model employee Derek Hale.
Is That a Gun In Your Pocket Or…That’s a Gun In Your Pocket by Elpie (aka Horribibble)
(8,163 I Explicit I Complete)
Derek Hale is the best boyfriend.
He’s sweet. He’s funny. He recites Pablo Neruda completely unprovoked.
He also happens to be in the murder business. But hey, nobody’s perfect.
A romantic comedy with guns and roses.
(Well, maybe not the roses.)
we’re catching bullets in our teeth (it’s hard to do but they’re so sweet) by prettyasadiagram
(12,935 I Mature I Complete)
Stiles says he’s a Web Developer. Derek says he an Internal Auditor.
They’re both liars, but you can’t exactly tell your significant other that you kill people for a living, now can you?
this town is only gonna eat you by sempiternalsea
(16,398 I Mature I Complete)
On the outskirts of Stockholm, Derek takes down six men of eight with nothing but a boot knife and Stiles at his back. By the end, he’s covered in an array of bruises and blood and dirty snow, crouched low to the ground. Stiles stands by him, posture perfectly erect, Glock still raised. He’s got a smear of lipstick on his mouth and gunpowder residue on his sleeve. The men at their feet do not stir. (An AU where Stiles is a spy and Derek is his assassin.)
with metal on our tongues (we’ll be dressed in rags) by Rena
(18,848 I Explicit I Complete)
Double-oh agents are a piece of work; Stiles knew that before he became MI6’s new quartermaster. It’s cool, he survived Lydia in college, he can deal with stubborn, reckless, trigger-happy operatives. Derek Hale, though, is definitely trying to live up to his predecessor’s legacy and make Stiles’ life more difficult.
AKA the one where Derek is 007 and Stiles is Q and they bitch and angst their way to a Happy Ending.
Jump The Gun by CiaraWrites
(29,588 I Teen I Complete)
They both lean forward and peer at the apparent culprits in the picture. They’re young; a boy and girl that look about Stiles’ age.
“Scott McCall and Allison Argent,” Deucalion answers their unspoken question. “I want you to get rid of them.”
Assasins and Alphas by Mega_tricks
(currently 38,065 I Mature I WIP)
Alpha Derek Hale hires assassin Stiles Stilinski, aka The Nogitsune, to take down a banshee, Lydia Martin, who knows too much for her own good.
But the Assassin has a price that the Alpha hadn’t anticipated.