adopt me!

any given vixx member up in the club without any other vixx member: panic! at the disco.

oh my god…..I just remembered one of my dreams from last night RIHANNA ADOPTED ME AND WAS TAKING CARE OF ME IN HER FANCY FLAT AND I WAS DOING GARDENING FOR HER AND SHE PATTED MY HEAD AND SAID SHE WAS PROUD OF ME Beyoncé was there

My parents have taken to a particular kind of music.
  • *In a cafe. A rap number starts up from their iPad sound setup*
  • Mom:Oooh, I like this one.
  • Mom:*Wanders over to investigate song and artist*
  • Mom:*Returns, looking them up on her phone.*
  • Me:.
  • Me:*imitating old lady voice* You parents and your rap music.
  • Mom:*laughs*
  • Mom:I really didn't expect Dad to get into Kanye, but hey it's what happened.
  • Me:I find it weird that you guys were the ones who got so into it.
  • Mom:Well, I just really enjoy the good stuff.
  • Mom:Especially 80s-influenced rap. Good 80s beats and rhythm.
  • Me:.
  • Mom:. *adopts rapper pose*
  • Mom:i like my beats phat
  • Me:never say that again

Literally Loft'89 looks so fuckong good and retro like if I got in I wouldn’t leave I would ask Taylor to adopt me and take it over as my temporary home if Taylor was in there everyday sorry not sorry

anonymous asked:

will you adopt me

aquarius was voted most likely to ignore their child by local tumblr astrology blogs i’d probably be a bad mom

The neighbours moved and I think they abandoned Kit-Kat here. Help me convince my dad to let me adopt her off the streets? If they don’t come back for her of course.

parents: we want grandchildren 

me: [adopts puppy] 

me: congratulations, his name is bark ruffalo and he loves you