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Hitler and Eva Braun

Eva first met Hitler as the assistant of a photographer who sold him reference photographs for his art. At the time, she was mentally unstable, suffering from depression.

Hitler should have shunned her - he was already taking care of his bipolar niece, and had suffered greatly at the hands of a depressive father - but he didn’t. Even when his beloved neice committed suicide with Hitler’s father’s service pistol, Hitler found the time to smile and welcome Eva see whatever he was up to.

This kindness continued until the day he died. Even as Germany collapsed, Hitler never turned sour or yelled at Eva. It was love until the last day.

Hitler: Hermann, I have a very important job for you!
Goering: Really?? I’d be happy to do it!
Hitler: Great! I’ll have them send over your red suit and white beard as soon as possible. You’ll make the perfect Santa!
Goering: ….oh.
Hitler: But don’t eat any cookies.
Goering: WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?!

The 12 Days Of Reichmas

On the 1st day of Reichmas, Mein Führer gave to me:
A picnic at the Bergof.

On the 2nd day of Reichmas, Mein Führer gave to me:
Two Himmler hens
And a picnic at the Bergof.

On the 3rd day of Reichmas, Mein Führer gave to me:
Three Sieg Heils
Two Himmler hens
And a picnic at the Bergof.

On the 4th day of Reichmas, Mein Führer gave to me:
Four Ribbens Troping
Three Sieg Heils
Two Himmler hens
And a picnic at the Bergof.

On the 5th day of Reichmas, Mein Führer gave to me:
Fiiiiive Death’s Head Riiiiings!
Four Ribbens Troping
Three Sieg Heils
Two Himmler hens
And a picnic at the Bergof.

On the 6th day of Reichmas, Mein Führer gave to me:
Six Goebbels glooming
Fiiiiive Death’s Head Riiiiings!
Four Ribbens Troping
Three Sieg Heils
Two Himmler hens
And a picnic at the Bergof.

On the 7th day of Reichmas, Mein Führer gave to me:
Seven Rommels raiding
Six Goebbels glooming
Fiiiiive Death’s Head Riiiiings!
Four Ribbens Troping
Three Sieg Heils
Two Himmler hens
And a picnic at the Bergof.

On the 8th day of Reichmas, Mein Führer gave to me:
Eight Goerings eating
Seven Rommels raiding
Six Goebbels glooming
Fiiiiive Death’s Head Riiiiings!
Four Ribbens Troping
Three Sieg Heils
Two Himmler hens
And a picnic at the Bergof.

On the 9th day of Reichmas, Mein Führer gave to me:
Nine Evas dancing
Eight Goerings eating
Seven Rommels raiding
Six Goebbels glooming
Fiiiiive Death’s Head Riiiiings!
Four Ribbens Troping
Three Sieg Heils
Two Himmler hens
And a picnic at the Bergof.

On the 10th day of Reichmas, Mein Führer gave to me:
Ten Speers a building
Nine Evas dancing
Eight Goerings eating
Seven Rommels raiding
Six Goebbels glooming
Fiiiiive Death’s Head Riiiiings!
Four Ribbens Troping
Three Sieg Heils
Two Himmler hens
And a picnic at the Bergof.

On the 11th day of Reichmas, Mein Führer gave to me:
Eleven Iron Crosses
Ten Speers a building
Nine Evas dancing
Eight Goerings eating
Seven Rommels raiding
Six Goebbels glooming
Fiiiiive Death’s Head Riiiiings!
Four Ribbens Troping
Three Sieg Heils
Two Himmler hens
And a picnic at the Bergof.

On the 12th day of Reichmas, Mein Führer gave to me:
Twelve Nazis marching
Eleven Iron Crosses
Ten Speers a building
Nine Evas dancing
Eight Goerings eating
Seven Rommels raiding
Six Goebbels glooming
Fiiiiive Death’s Head Riiiiings!
Four Ribbens Troping
Three Sieg Heils
Two Himmler hens
And a picnic at the Bergof.

The Nazis were truly sadistic when it came to psychological torture and they were even able to turn music into a weapon of misery. The moment an inmate arrived at the camp an orchestra (usually comprised of prisoners) would play obscenely upbeat music which inmates had to sing and march to as they walked towards their death. The music continued even while people were being gassed; however, even with a full orchestra, they were rarely able to drown out the screaming.The guilt of doing this haunted survivors for decades after the war.

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Icónicos y Masculinos

Jesús de Nazareth

mitos de atemorizante superioridad espiritual moralmente auto-flagelantes e inhumanamente adorados por la democracia de masas temerosas de si mismas, impositoras de mentiras generacionálmente obligadas

Che Guevara

enaltecidos y adorados iconos de idealismos atemporalizados anacronicamnete comercializados en machistas deseos de poder hipocritamente revolucionario

Adolf Hitler

icónicas y recurrentes atribuciones a personalidades a-menstruales de políticas populares totalitarias de lesa femineidad