X-MEN TROLLSMUT IN THE TINYCHAT.
  • *4:20 AM*
  • sifusparky:OKAY QUICK TROLLSMUT BEFORE I LEAVE
  • sifusparky:GIVE ME PAIRING OR GIVE ME DEATH
  • imfromthewatertribe:ME AND YOU MADDIE
  • sifusparky:FFFFF MARLENA SRSLY
  • sifusparky:I MEAN I'LL DO IT BUT I DON'T THINK YOU WANNA SEE THAT xD
  • actualwizardharrydresden:JeanxScott
  • sifusparky:FFFF NO AVATAR I CAN'T DO X-MEN SMUT OMG
  • actualwizardharrydresden:I JUST DID THAT
  • sifusparky:OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT
  • sifusparky:I WILL
  • sifusparky:CHALLENGE FUCKING ACCEPTED
  • sifusparky:OKAY
  • dorkydiaries:what are you doing?
  • dorkydiaries:WAH MY BRAIN IS CONFUSED
  • sifusparky:SO JEAN AND SCOTT WERE ALL WALKING THROUGH THE SMITHSONIAN OR SOMETHING RIGHT
  • imfromthewatertribe:I BETTER SEE ME AND YOU MADDIE IN THIS ONE DRABBLE
  • sifusparky:CUZ
  • imfromthewatertribe:XD
  • sifusparky:PROFESSOR X WANTED A EDUCATIONAL FIELD TRIP
  • sifusparky:SO
  • thefirelordzuko:oh dear lord
  • dorkydiaries:PROFESSOR X IS DEAD
  • sifusparky:NO HE FUCKING ISN'T KAY
  • sifusparky:WOLVERINE SNUCK INTO THE TRUNK
  • sifusparky:BUT ON THE WAY THERE
  • imfromthewatertribe:they all died
  • sifusparky:SCOTT GOT HORNY
  • sifusparky:SO HE WAS ALL
  • stalker:...
  • sifusparky:MMMMM JEAN GIRL YOU BE LOOKING MIGHY FINE
  • stalker:oh my..
  • actualwizardharrydresden:OMG I CAN'T RIGHT NOW
  • thefirelordzuko:OMG NO
  • dorkydiaries:shit shit shit Mom please do not wake up xD
  • sifusparky:SO JEAN WAS ALL YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT I DO LOOK FINE YOU'RE RIGHT THANKS FOR TELLING ME SCOTT
  • sifusparky:SO HE WAS ALL
  • sifusparky:NO GURL
  • sifusparky:I MEANT
  • sifusparky:YOU WANNA
  • sifusparky:FUCK.
  • thefirelordzuko:MY MOM JUST READ THAT
  • sifusparky:AND JEAN WAS ALL
  • sifusparky:BUT
  • sifusparky:I LIKE WOLVERINE TOO, I THINK. CAN'T DECIDE BECAUSE I'M A REDHEAD AND MY PARENTS ALWAYS SAID
  • sifusparky:WHEN YOU CAN'T DECIDE ON CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA
  • sifusparky:GET
  • sifusparky:FUCKING
  • sifusparky:SWIRL
  • thefirelordzuko:maddie, why are you so amazing?
  • actualwizardharrydresden:PERFECT TROLL SMUT IS PERFECT
  • sifusparky:SO SCOTT JUST STARED PATIENTLY THROUGH HIS GLASSES AND SAID
  • sifusparky:IDC GURL I'M HORNY LET'S FUCK
  • sifusparky:AND JEAN GOT MAGICALLY WET
  • sifusparky:AND SAID, OKAY
  • thefirelordzuko:I'm crying
  • sifusparky:SO THEY GOT NEKKID REAL FAST RIGHT AND SHE WAS ALL MMMM BABY YOU BE BURNING HOLES THROUGH ME
  • thefirelordzuko:soooo funny
  • sifusparky:HE'S LIKE
  • sifusparky:HE'S LIKE
  • sifusparky:YOU DON'T NEEDA BE A MUTANT TO MOVE THIS POLE
  • sifusparky:IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN
  • actualwizardharrydresden:XXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  • stalker:*dying*
  • thefirelordzuko:**already dead**
  • sifusparky:SO THEN THEY PROCEEDED TO FUCK
  • sifusparky:AND WOLVERINE HEARD THEM NOISES
  • sifusparky:RIGHT
  • sifusparky:SO HE CARVED A HOLE IN THE CAR AND GOT OUT SO HE COULD WATCH
  • utahraptor:What the hell did I walk into
  • utahraptor:**Is too terrified to scroll up**
  • thefirelordzuko:WELCOME XD haha
  • sifusparky:SO THEN JEAN SAW HIM WATCH
  • sifusparky:AND HER EYES GOT ALL WIDE
  • sifusparky:AND SHE SAID
  • sifusparky:..... OOOOOH.
  • thefirelordzuko:BAHAHHAHAHHAHA
  • sifusparky:AND SCOTT WAS LIKE OKAY WHY THE FUCK NOT AS LONG AS WE DO IT
  • sifusparky:TEN-DER-LY
  • actualwizardharrydresden:SHIT JUST GOT REAL
  • sifusparky:BUT THEN IT GOT WAY TOO HOT IN THAT TINY CAR RIGHT
  • sifusparky:AND SCOTT WAS ALL MPH MPH I'M CLOSE
  • thefirelordzuko:Mph?? XD
  • dorkydiaries:Miles Per Hour?
  • sifusparky:AND WHEN HE CAME HIS GLASSES FELL OFF AND BURNED LOVE HIGHWAYS INTO THE SKY
  • thefirelordzuko:BAHHAHAHHAA
  • actualwizardharrydresden:OH, THAT MAY HAVE BEEN THE WRONG PAIRING...
  • actualwizardharrydresden:IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN
  • imfromthewatertribe:BRB I HAVE TO PEE
  • thefirelordzuko:i have to pee too O.O XD
  • sifusparky:OMG GUYS I'M ALMOST DONE HOLD YOUR BLADDERS
  • thefirelordzuko:**holds them**
  • sifusparky:AND JEAN WAS SO TURNED ON BY THE LOVE HIGHWAYS THAT SHE STARTED MOVING PLANET EARTH IN THE OTHER DIRECTION
  • sifusparky:AND THEN
  • sifusparky:WHEN WOLVERINE CAME
  • sifusparky:HE ENTERED THE AVATAR STATE.
  • sifusparky:okay I'm done :D
  • actualwizardharrydresden:PERFECT
  • dorkydiaries:200 points for wonderful smut
  • dorkydiaries:brava
  • thefirelordzuko:best.fucking.troll.smut.ever.
  • sifusparky:for you, Scott. :D
  • sifusparky:*takes a bow*
  • sifusparky:THANK YOU THANK YOU

actualwizardharrydresden replied to your post((The Boulder is open for anything.))

Harry watched the large man completely thrash the other person he was fighting against in the town plaza. He approached the man after the fight had concluded. “Hey, how is it,” Harry moved his hand in a circle several times, “that you do that thing you do with the earth?”

The Boulder watched as the man circled him. “Do you mean earthbending?”

actualwizardharrydresden said:

{So, this may be creeptastic or whatever, but I'm having major fan spasms about your Fringe hat of amazingess. I LOVE FRINGE.} "Ignore him, he's a doofus," Harry said, referring to his odd mun.

((I scored that beauty at the Fringe Panel at SDCC this year!))

"Shannon how did you get back? I thought I had locked you out!"

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actualwizardharrydresden replied to your post: actualwizardharrydresden replied to your post: … …

{If you’re into great plot and fantastic characters and just so much ALSKJFLASHDFLASHKJAGSN}

I am, and I always love a good read. It’s on my to read list, and I’ll find it eventually and probably tear through the series like a maniac.

It’s just…you know how some people identify so much with a book, they call it their soul?

That was Ender’s Game and Speaker for the Dead for me. For this particular Canadian, it was the Dresden Files.

Yeah…I miss him a lot.

actualwizardharrydresden said:

J, M, S, W, X, Y

[[ J. Favorite movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. It’s incredible.

M. Random fact about me: My car is an Acura.

S. What’s my ringtone: The guitar solo from Stairway to Heaven.

W. Favorite superhero: Batman. Definitely.

X. If I would date someone on tumblr: I would!

Y. My birthday: April 4th. ]]

actualwizardharrydresden said:

{For the guessing thing... You're 18, a beautiful lady, who is Caucasian, thinking of perhaps going into law, though you're a wonderful writer, love the shows Avatar: the Last Airbender, the Legend of Korra, One Tree Hill, Lost, and Dr. Who amongst others. You have many favorite books, but I know you love Stephen King. You're not really a gamer. Your favorite foods are Mountain Dew, Chex Mix, and Chinese, if I remember correctly. X3 How'd I do?}

[[ omg scott please you know me far too well o.o ILYSM ]]

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