anonymous said:

do u speak french?

Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe. Je veux dire, l’activité physique. Le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t’interesses pas au sexe? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe, mais c’est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent.

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Dear anon,

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*enthusiastic deep breath*—

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Don’t even bother saying it kiddo, we all know it’s sea salt ice-cream.

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How did you know?!

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I guess we do spend enough time up on that clock tower that it’s pretty easy to read our modus operandi…

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Gotta love mint chocolate chip! And I’ll eat any pizza, so long as it’s got a ton of cheese on it!

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I’ve never had pizza before! Is it good?

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"Is it good" she says. You totally realize what we have to have for dinner now, right?

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But Demyx, we’re not allowed to—

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I accept nothing other than a meat lover’s deep dish.

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If no one remembers my green peppers, I won’t be happy.

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Don’t put your icky peppers on my side. I’m fine with the meat thing, so long as there’s pepperoni and spicy sausage on there.

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I don’t suppose there’s room for some pineapple or anchovies on there, is there?

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…I can already see how this is going to end.

-Members II, VI, VIII, IX, X, XI, XII, XIII, XIV

❉ sweet on affordable sorority strengthening! ❉

Sororities are always looking for ways to BOND, but they don’t always have the budget for extravagant events. Increase your sisterhood connections by doing inexpensive activities together and let the good times roll. Try these cheap & cheerful ideas!

❉ 40 fun & frugal things to do together:

  1. Take a sisterhood “flip the penny” hike in the woods. Assign each side as right or left, and then when you come to a fork in the road, flip to see which way you go. Make sure you keep track of where you’re going so you don’t get lost.
  2. Make paper kites and fly them together. 
  3. Attend a weekend farmer’s market.
  4. Have an ugly cake contest.
  5. Attend a free concert together. 
  6. Host your own chapter “open mic night.” Let your musician, comedian and poet sisters perform. 
  7. Plan a sisterhood Culture Day when you visit a museum on free admission day, attend a classical music performance, or watch a low cost theatre show.
  8. Volunteer as ushers for a local show so you can see the performance.
  9. Plan a “flash mob” sorority dance on campus.
  10. Host a sorority clothes swap day. (also good for panhellenic)
  11. Host a sports gear trade. 
  12. Trade sisterhood services. For example one sister helps another with a foreign language, in trade for her help with crafting a paddle. Organize the sister trade sign ups.
  13. Be unofficial volunteers for the day. For example, pick up trash in the park, or at the beach, after enjoying some sisterhood time there. 
  14. Have a talented sister/alum take digital chapter portraits at a unique location and share the images on your social media.
  15. Attend a free lecture on campus, or at a local bookstore. 
  16. Attend the local high school’s musical. 
  17. Go to a thrift store and buy weird board games for a sisterhood game night. 
  18. Plan a sisterhood story time evening, where one sister reads a book out-loud to the others. A Nancy Drew mystery would be a fun, retro choice. 
  19. Host a frisbee tournament in the park. 
  20. Play in a local playground and relive childhood memories. 
  21. Invite your sisters to a sorority sing-along. Sing chapter favorites and modern songs. 
  22. Organize a chapter Show & Tell. Everyone brings one special photo and talks about it. 
  23. Start a Joke Club where sisters share jokes once a month. Set guidelines for how racy they can be. 
  24. Host a sorority Spelling Bee.
  25. Check out your college town’s community calendar for free and inexpensive local things to do. 
  26. Host an Online Exchange. Ask each sister to bring her #1 recommendation for a favorite website, podcast, blog, YouTube channel, Twitter account, Pinterest, or other online media. A great way to learn about more fun stuff and it’s totally free. 
  27. Schedule a learn-to-juggle class, or a learn-to-knit class.
  28. Host a DVD, CD, or book exchange. 
  29. Start a chapter blog and encourage all sisters to submit images and content. 
  30. Buy lots of weird jigsaw puzzles at a thrift shop and host a sorority puzzle tournament. 
  31. Host a sprinkler or kiddie pool party on the sorority house lawn. 
  32. Book an expert to teach the chapter meditation, magic tricks, origami, poker, or other outside-the-box skill. 
  33. Have a bubble blowing party. Buy bubble wands in all sizes and lots of bubble juice. 
  34. 'Dear future sister…' letter writing session. Ask each sister to write a letter to an unknown PNM who is about to join the chapter. 
  35. Create homemade gifts to distribute to other sororities. Make homemade soap, hot chocolate mix, or s’mores kits for the panhellenic. 
  36. Host a fashion magazine swap. 
  37. Plan a big/little poetry night. Each sister writes a special ode to her sister and shares it with the group.  
  38. Go on a brewery or winery tour. 
  39. Plan a flea market scavenger hunt. 
  40. Host a sorority trivia night all about national and local chapter information. 
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