anonymous asked:

Fitz in a suit: Fandom shits self Simmons in tactical gear: Fandom shits self Possibility of Ward vs Simmons: Fandom shits self Possibility of FitzSimmons fight/makeup: fandom shits self Possibility of FITZSIMMONS KISS: FANDOM SHITS SELF Conclusion: these last few episodes are going to make us all shit and go completely nutty to the point where we worship a effing sandwich and cry about tactical gear

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*steps back from sandwich shrine*

Sorry, we weren’t at that point already?

haha no but seriously

I’m not freaking out

2015 ACCURATE Horoscopes!!

AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18)

  Charming. Attractive. Popular. You gather a diverse and zany. group of friends from all walks of life. Though you’re highly social, you absolutely hate fighting. This is often at odds with you quest for justice in all aspects of your life. You believe in fairness and equality. Generally speaking, you love pets more than people.

  2015 is a year of monumental change for the better. Expect to meet an important partner in your life journey before the fourth month of the year. If you SHARE this post, three years of good luck. If you don’t, one day of bad luck. 

PISCES (February 19 to March 20)

  You’re an artist whether you know it or not. You’re an excellent lover and a loyal companion, but you’re hard to keep. At times, you trust too much and love too deeply and wind up getting hurt. Too often, you’ve scared potential mates away with the depth of your passion. Two bad things about you: You trust too many people, and you’re too smart for your own good. People say you’re eccentric, which means you’re weird in the best way possible.

  Good advice for 2015 is to choose your friends wisely. 2 years of good luck if you share.

ARIES (March 21 to April 19)

  Family is everything to you, and you genuinely love to give more than you love to receive. Which means (Christmas is your favorite.) Though you’re a loving person, you are absolutely not to be crossed and you genuinely enjoy arguing your point for hours. Despite your impulsivity, you are nothing if not loyal.

  2015 promises to be a year of opportunity; doors that you thought were permanently sealed will spring open throughout the year. SHARE this post for three fabulous years of good fortune in love and finance.

TAURUS (April 20 to May 20)

  Congratulations! Studies suggest that babies born in Taurus are the most attracting people on the planet. In spite of your popularity, you most enjoy being in a stable, long-term relationship. You just need to find the yin to your yang, which is no simple task. Some may see you as somewhat self-centered, but that’s just because you won’t let anything interfere with your ultimate goals. You love to press snooze as much as you love being the life of the party.

  Lay low through the winter and attend as many social gatherings as you can starting in April. By June you should meet a friend or lover who will advance you spiritually and will remain an important part of your world well beyond 2020. Share this post for 4 years of good luck, ignore it for the worst day of your life.

GEMINI (May 21 to June 20)

  Your two favorite things in no particular order: Kissing and listening. You’re happiest curled up by the fire with a good book, but that doesn’t mean you’re a pushover. Geminis are particularly good at speaking their minds. No sooner do you form a thought than do you find a way to express it.

  Important: Hold your tongue in January, and wait to speak your mind in February about the issue weighing on your mind. It’ll require tremendous will-power, but it also has HUGE REWARDS. Share this post or enjoy a decade of good luck.

CANCER (June 21 to July 22)

  You are the stuff dreams are made of. Cancers are trustworthy romantics who treasure the few people they hold close to their hearts…but that’s the thing: your inner circle is SMALL. Most Cancers are picky about who they take under their wing, because once you’re part of a cancer’s inner circle, you’re there forever. People who don’t understand you will use the word “insane” to describe you, but you aren’t crazy. Or if you are…don’t worry. You’re crazy in the best way possible.

  Plan a special event – a party or vacation – in the Spring of 2015. Major tides will turn in your life in the fall, and you’ll want to be ready. SHARE this post or you’ll have a decade of good luck.

LEO (July 23 to August 22)

  While you’re often compared to a lion, make no mistake: A cowardly lion you are NOT! Leo’s are talkative dreamers who know how to kick back and relax. When you’re unhappy, you tend to sink into a slump, and you become grumpy and monotonous. Make sure to always switch up your routine to avoid falling into this trap.

  Do something out of the ordinary in either January or July/August of 2015. Don’t be afraid. The risk will be worth the reward. SHARE this post and be blessed with good fortune by 2020.

(August 23 to September 22)

  Chance should be your middle name. You’re dominant in relationships, but you’re also personable and patient. However, once a Virgo is crossed…that’s it. Done for life. Forgiving is hard for you, and forgetting is even harder, but that’s not to say you can’t change your mind about a person, place, or thing. You love feeling needed (who doesn’t) but sometimes all that people-pleasing can get in the way of your own desires.

  2015 is the year that you will become someone’s one and only. Keep your chin up through May for huge rewards in June!  SHARE this post or 2 years of tremendous good luck.

LIBRA (September 23 to October 22)

  To keep a Libra around, you better be genuine with your feelings. Creative Libras have no time for faux friendships, and even less for “lame” relationships. Generally speaking, Libras are torn between doing the right thing, and the thing that makes them happy. Libras are the kindest and most compassionate people you will ever meet… But make no mistake: You are NOT to be messed with. That’s why your sign is the kindest warrior on the astrological chart. All things fair and balanced.

  Refuse to compromise your values through February. Yes, Libra, we’re talking about THAT ONE THING. SHARE this post or a decade of good luck.

SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21)

  …And everything else that gives you the warm and fuzzies! Notoriously the last person to leave the party, the Scorpio has a tendency to get herself in over her head. Extravagance is fine, overindulgence is another thing. Scorpio’s have a tendency to fixate. Don’t let lust or money run your life.

  Beware of false promises in late January, but be ready for blissful surprises by the middle of February! SHARE this post or 7 years of good luck.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21)

  Sexy, silly, and unbelievably passionate, Sags do well in long-term relationships because they’re so high-energy. Left to their own devices… Not so much. With that having been said, most Sags are very private people. A precious few get into the inner circle, and the rest are kept far from a Sag’s heart.

  Open up your “inner circle” in late March. You won’t regret it. SHARE this, or 6 years of good luck.

CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19)

  If you’re a Capricorn, you’ve probably been criticized for being too dang smart for your own good. But that’s okay. Your grouchiness is far eclipsed by your passion for laughter and your love of all things sensual. When a Capricorn finds an occupation that meets their core interests, they thrive. When you work on something that you’re not interested in, it’s a VERY different story. Yikes!!

  Seek an escape from the mundane in April. A day trip at some point during the Spring will lead to a project that will ignite your passion for the next decade…or more. SHARE this, or 4 years of good luck.

the signs as Iggy Azalea lyrics

Aries: Biggly boo bop make goo goo gop

Taurus: Pis pah point bettah pass me a joint

Gemini: I sprained my joint

Cancer: got a trist pis me

Leo: BUNKDVSBHJKSNJLGRNLSFB SUBRM HKNUB

Virgo: my scone makes this boy scone go

Libra: window and i win the window in the window

Scorpio: one to the churro ramsey

Sagittarius: she got shit on her pant

Capricorn: ONE TO THE PA PA 

Aquarius: one cred rat one to the puhm puhm

Pisces: ill twist this bee

the signs and their favorite bands

Aries - fall out boy
Taurus - Fall out boy
Gemini - Fall Out boy
Cancer - Fall Out Boy
Leo - fob
Virgo - f.o.b
Libra - The one band with Pete Wentz in it
Scorpio - FALL OUT BOY
Sagittarius - those four guys that met in the summer of 2001
Capricorn - FALL OuT BOY.
Aquarius - fall out boy!
Pisces - Fall Out Boy.