(A): …but WHY didn’t someone tell me about this note on my birthday?!
(M): I was asleep!
((OOC: I’m sure Absalom is happy to have at least one fan, or well-meaning person who remembered that his birthday is December 30…. because I’d totally forgotten the date, and could only remember that he is a Capricorn. But at least this means that he has more presence than Doctor Hogback, whose birthday was back on the 19th.))