Heather writes descriptions for series she hasn’t seen based on what she’s read on Tumblr
Steven Universe: A boy named Steven is being raised by his father Greg and a group of agender aliens who use she/her pronouns. Steven’s other parent was an agender alien named Rose, beautiful and pink, who died in order to produce him. He has a best friend named Connie. The aliens and Steven are able to merge bodies with each other/other people. They all live in a beach town and fight…someone. With swords?
Gravity Falls: Twin brother and sister Dipper and Mabel Pines spend time with a relative called Grunkle Stan during the summer, solving mysteries that get more and more elaborate as the series progresses. They have a clubhouse they call the Mystery Shack. Also, there’s a flying dorito named Bill Cipher who I assume is a Pan-like character. It sounds like there are some diaries that are the source of many mysteries, and these diaries were written…by Grunkle Stan’s brother! (This is apparently shocking)
Hetalia: There’s a character named for every country in the world, and I honestly have no idea if there is a plot or if it’s just about putting them in hilarious and cute shippy situations.
Hannibal: One man likes eating people (ew). Another man is tasked with stopping him. Obviously, they fall in love with each other. Also, there are some bitchy women, natch.
Daredevil: A fantastic show I should be ashamed of myself for not watching. Also, Matt Murdock may or may not be in love with his friend Foggy. There is a girl in it, I think?
Orange Is the New Black: A group of women in prison start a black market for used panties.
Parks and Recreation: Chris Pratt is a loveable doofus. Aubrey Plaza is tsundere. Together, their adorableness will destroy you. This is their love story.
Supernatural: Two brothers fight demons. One of them is in love with an angel. He also dies a lot. There’s angst. A girl was briefly in it, but she died.