<p><b>Piccolos:</b> no.<p/><b>Flutes:</b> what you are y'all like some of y'all are really weird and some of you guys are walking goddesses<p/><b>Oboes:</b> duck sounds, and tuning issues. also chill out ur not oboe god<p/><b>Clarinets:</b> SHADY AS HELL????? AT EACHOTHERS THROATS LIKE 24/7<p/><b>Saxophones:</b> You guys are really full of yourselves or emo.<p/><b>Tenor saxophones:</b> Weird. Wierdos.<p/><b>Bari Saxophones:</b> Even weirder than the tenors believe it or not<p/><b>Bassoons:</b> Either lil shits or angels blessed from the high heavens no in between<p/><b>Bass Clarinets:</b> Emo nerds. That's it.<p/><b>Trumpets:</b> The big ego thing is not a lie, you either know it or you are in denial.<p/><b>French Horns:</b> toot toot. hon hon hon baguette.<p/><b>Trombones:</b> A giant cult. Laughs at fart jokes, god complex.<p/><b>Euphoniums:</b> Y'all are fucking weird as hell.<p/><b>Tubas:</b> big toot<p/><b>Percussion:</b> sex jokes and rim shots<p/></p>
So I jut started bass clarinet..
And the Michigan Philharmonic Youth Orchestra just invited me to audition for there group on bass clarinet.
Guys I barely can play chromatic.
BUT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BADLY.