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OHHHHHHHHH MAN U GUYS NKOW WHAT REALLY RUSTLES MY JIMMIES?? IM TAKING THE SAT IN A FEW DAYS AND IM VERY STRESSED ABOUT IT. NOT BECAUSE OF COLLEGE. NOT BECAUSE OF THROWING UP ON THE PAPER. BECAUSE I KNOW THAT IF I GET A BAD SCORE, MY DAD WILL NAG ME AND MAKE ME FEEL AWFUL ABOUT MYSELF FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS UNTIL I CAN TAKE IT AGAIN

LIKE NO  I WANNA TAKE THIS TEST FOR ME I WANT THIS TO BE A STEP TOWARDS ACHIEVING MY FIRIRIGIGN DREAMS BUT NOOOOOOOO

AND I DO POORLY ON TESTS WHEN IM STRESSED

THIS IS A CLASSIC SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY AND IM GONNA EAT MY OWN LEGS IN FEAR