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At first I wasn’t going to post it, but then…

Yes, that’s the Pokémon official youtube.

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Start your day off RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER

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Just in case your day wasn’t wierd enough…

…or awesome enough!

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i’ve been jamming to this song ever since they uploaded it!!! the lyrics are really funny so i made a halfassed translation! my japanese is far from perfect so do feel free to correct any mistakes you may spot! japanese lyrics are here

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yaan yaan a yaan what’s up, yadon
yaan yaan a yaan what’s up, yadon

yadon sleeps until noon and dreams of getting up with the morning sun
yadon’s pink skin is not the result of overboiling, it’s always been that way
yadon’s huge mouth is always open, like a convenience store
yadon’s sweet tail is sometimes a snack for children
are yadon’s sluggish movements that don’t make photos blurry its pride?

yaan yaan a yaan what’s up, yadon
yaan yaan a yaan what’s up, yadon

if yadon’s tail breaks off it will grow back so don’t worry
someone classified yadon as the “dopey pokemon”
a three-letter word that begins with ya and ends with n is “yakan”
when yadon fishes, it doesn’t notice if it catches the fish or if the fish escapes
when playing shiritori (japanese word game), i don’t recommend saying yadon’s name (iirc you lose if you say a word ending with n)

yaan yaan a yaan what’s up, yadon
yaan yaan a yaan what’s up, yadon

according to a yadon legend, one yawn causes a rainfall
but there hasn’t been a single cloud in the sky for a while, what happened to the legend, yadon?
yadon also dopeyly evolves into yadoran if a shellder bites its tail
there could be a yadon anywhere in the world, even behind you
(a bunch of food names or whatever?) udon

yaan yaan a yaan what’s up, udon
yaan yaan a yaan what’s up, yadon

a big berry hits yadon’s head, but it doesn’t hurt
why do yadon’s ears curl again?
yadon lets out a sudden “yaaan”, does the berry from back then hurt now?
one day yadon will become yadoran, or yadoking, or remain the way it is
forming a circle by eating each other’s tails seems to make yadon happy

yaan yaan a yaan
yaan yaan a yaan
yaan yaan a yaan
yadon!!!!!