‘The Way Your Mom Likes It’ column covers news, reviews and analysis of porn, erotic literature and overall sexy times. Or as we like to call it ‘stroking the analytical tool’.
I think we last saw Woodrocket when they made the Doctor Whore series, which opens with some pretty hilarious cybermen banter and goes on to some decent Amy Pond in cop outfit fucking. Episode pt 3 is the Rose Tyler
episode and has the highest rating; probably because a) it goes a long
way towards healing the emotional scars left over from the tragic
Rose/Doctor love story and b) Tennant is clearly more of a rawdog
than Matt Smith, I mean comon, seriously? No contest.
find that Woodrocket, while clever, really takes a hit on the
production values. For example most recently they did a Sailor Moon
series and… well see for yourself.
advertised, Lexi Belle is the perfect Sailor Moon but she was also the
perfect Buffy Summers in the triple x Buffy parody also by Lee Roy
Myers. You’ll note this video is basically an ad for an interactive porn
DVD which is either complete stupidity or a genius deconstruction of my teenage anime porn buying habits.
not saying Woodrocket standards are declining but the most recent
parody video, Family Guy, is sitting at a 53% rating. Compare that to
the 86% rating on a video entitled ‘Porn Stars Fake Crying’ and you see
the extent of the problem.
all fairness the 'Fake Crying’ is awesome, however I should point out
they clearly filmed it at the AVNs back to back with a bunch of other
questions and skits for the 'Ask a Pornstar’ series (Vince at Filmdrunk has a pretty good take on it). I
suspect maybe they just got the actors to ‘fake’ cry after the ’reading
mean tweets’ segment which far from being funny was actually kindof soul
latest series they are doing is Gnardians of the Galaxy which was
supposed to premier last week according to Filmdrunk but seems to be
experiencing release schedule delays.
For a bit of a palate cleanse lets wrap this up with some Stepmom porn analysis..
a disturbing genre of porn video that consists of 'step-mom finds
teenage daughter having sex with boyfriend and shows her how to fuck’. I
find the concept skeevy. But the power dynamic is… interesting. So I
tried to deconstruct it and basically it stops being skeevy if you
substitute the term 'boss’ for stepmom and 'employee’ for daughter. Then
it boils down to its essence which is basically mature woman with more
power has her way with younger couple. Which, hot, right?
with that in mind try watching this Mia Khalifa video. According to
Filmdrunk she is currently the #1 rated actor on Pornhub right now - for
complex reasons I’m not sure I understand. Sure she’s hot enough but
not #1 material. She has a certain enthusiastic genuine quality because
she’s new and hasn’t been worn down to a nub by thousands of cocks. But
there’s a socio-political element as well because she’s vocally
feminist, intellectual and Muslim. I think that last one is the key; I
suspect Americans are fascinated with a sexually active, americanized Muslim woman.
any rate this video isn’t super-special but its worth the watch just
for the money-shot at the end which I suspect is a good example of Mia