i dunno ‘bout you but i’m seriously happy murasaki finally got to say what he’s wanted to say for so long (and really, having to wash his dishes is the worst thing you can think of?) and that nice finally acknowledged him the way he deserves (although murasaki still didn’t hear it haha fuck that orz)

I think this is probably the worst thing I have ever read in a fic in my entire life. I don’t even know what this person was thinking when they wrote this? I am just so speechless I don’t know what to say


ooc; So, I just want to make a formal apology as to why I haven’t been on much and why I’ve only been doing like 1-2 replies when I actually am on.

I’ve got some pretty high levels of stress in my life right now.

I’ve only been working at my job for a little over a month now and I feel like the attorneys at the office are expecting so much out of me and literally throwing things at me hoping I’ll learn by myself. I’m also the type of person that doesn’t like to ask for help when I know I need it. I’m also severely backed up on discovery. I have 10 cases right now that need discovery and they take very large amounts of time to do because if I miss one witness it could cost us the case. I’ve got so many cases I’m working on right now that I’ve started to become pretty anxious. I keep doubting myself and I’m constantly questioning if I’ve gotten things out on time or not.

I think I just got into a position that was far too much for me coming out of college, but I’m one that tries to please everyone so I’m just gonna stick with it even though I’m barely sleeping and eating anymore because of it.

Also, probably the biggest stress in my life is the fact that my grandpa is dying of melanoma cancer. I didn’t think it was that bad, but when I went down to Missouri this weekend I saw how truly sick he is. The doctors believe he only has days left and what’s worse is that grandma said once grandpa dies she probably won’t be far behind.

This whole thing has caused a lot of stress between the family as well. Everyone is yelling at everyone for not contributing enough time because God only knows when he’s gonna pass and people keep pointing fingers saying things like, “You’re not around enough. You need to be here more.” And a lot of the uncles are in complete denial that he’s going to die. It’s just…

Real life sucks for me right now, and I’m trying to keep things in order with work and family, but I feel like everything is crumbling away from underneath me and I’m losing more sleep lately and I completely forget to eat at work…

I’m really sorry if I don’t have the time to be on here, I just can’t dedicate much more of my time.

people who think relationships aren’t important unless there is romance involved


unnecessary romance in plot lines


plots that end with unnecessary nonsensical romantic/sexual relationships between characters


“I want to know you.”


Does the sky still look the same to you, Punpun?


Allison: I’d rather just wake up with you.
Scott: You will. High school’s only two more years.
Allison: Hm. Which is hard enough for normal people to get through. (…) I - I want anything that lets me be with you. And not just till the end of high school.
Scott: Well, then you better not get into too good of a college. My grades suck.
Allison: Not just to college. I’m serious.

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make me choose | anonymous said: will herondale or harry potter?

 ”I’m putting the Elder Wand back where it came from. It can stay there. If I die a natural death like Ignotus, its power will be broken, won’t it? The previous master will never have been defeated. That’ll be the end of it. That wand’s more trouble than it’s worth. And quite honestly, I’ve had enough trouble for a lifetime.”

so i read the entirety of peter pan in one sitting today and it is SO GREAT and unintentionally hilarious and really really enjoyable and i wanna gush so here’s some stuff

  • someone once told captain hook that he looks like a stuart so he started dressing like charles II complete w long black ringlets
  • ringlets………..which he combs using his hook
  • he also uses his hook for “other homely uses” i have no idea what j.m. chose not to extrapolate
  • hook’s great master plan to kill the lost boys is to BAKE THEM A CAKE and put dodgy stuff in it so they eat it and die
  • wendy is like “u aint eating shit u found on the floor” and makes them use the cake as a missile??? which hook later falls over in the dark 
  • speaking of wendy the lost boys are All About wendy when she first arrives peter is like never touch wendy. build a house around her. we are her servants. she is a lady.
  • john is literally like “are you fucking kidding me” 
  • tinker bell is super not here for peter’s flight of fancy shit and yells YOU SILLY ASS at him literally about ten times
  • peter is kinda dumb actually 
  • at one point he falls asleep on Wendy Guard Duty ”and some unsteady fairies had to climb over him on their way home from an orgy”
  • ????????????????
  • there are non-binary fairies!!!!! girls glow white, boys glow mauve and the blue ones are “little sillies who are not sure what they are” which is….really really cute!!!!!
  • there’s a whole section where peter and this bird are yelling at each other but peter doesn’t speak bird and the bird doesn’t speak human and they’re mad about it
  • j.m. makes sure to point out that hook “was not wholly evil; he loved flowers” 
  • when the pirates kidnap wendy and the lost boys hook bows to wendy and sweeps his hat off and gives her his arm and she’s so starry-eyed about it she forgets she’s being kidnapped
  • the thirst is real wendy
  • hook is also scared of smee. all the kids love smee cos he’s little with funny glasses and thinks he’s really fearsome but. hook is. actually. scared of smee
  • at one point peter is helping hook up onto a rock because a) good form and b) he wants to have a proper nemesis fight and hook BITES PETER and peter is fucking beside himself about it
  • in fact 100% of their interaction reads like kate beaton’s nemesis comic 
  • tiger lily is a stone cold badass!!!!!! all the men in her tribe want to lock that down and she’s like “fuck no”
  • when peter rescues her from hook and smee rather than carrying her bridal-style back to her camp (no thx disney) she’s just like TIGER LILY OUT and swims home abandoning peter to his dumb pirate fight
  • peter may be slightly unhinged actually. like one paragraph early on basically says that sometimes he’d go for walks on his own and not talk about it when he came back, then the others would go out AND FIND THE BODY
  • like the book pretty much insinuates that when the lost boys start getting too old peter takes ‘em out back and puts ‘em down
  • and before the big boss fight he’s picking pirates off one by one and a lost boy is just calmly keeping an out-loud count of how many throats peter’s slit
  • and after the boss fight he literally kicks hook overboard to where he knows the crocodile’s waiting 
  • that kid is fucked up i’m just saying
  • the narrator loses his shit towards the end i’m serious one minute he’s like I HATE MRS. DARLING SO MUCH and the next he’s all “i love mrs. darling, those kids are some selfish brats though”
  • mr. darling blames himself for the childrens’ disappearance because he locked nana outside so he starts…..living in her kennel. a taxi picks him and the kennel up every morning and takes him to work in it. he becomes famous because he lives in the kennel 
  • ?????????????????

in conclusion this book was great and j.m. barrie was possibly on crack and also disney what were you thinking


Every time Tyrion refers to Sansa as ‘his wife

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naruto challenge: (2/2) favourite chapter → 590: I Will Always Love You

i always lied to you, telling you to forgive me. i used these hands to keep you far, far away from me. i didn’t want to get you involved. but now i think maybe you would have been able to change father and mother… change the uchiha. if i had faced you from the start, tried to see things from your point of view and spoke to you about the truth… but i failed. and speaking to you now like this isn’t going to change anything. that’s why i just wanted to show you the truth, even just a little. … you don’t have to forgive me. no matter what you decide to do from here on out, i will always love you.

But baby, I’ve been, I’ve been praying hard,
Said, no more counting dollars
We’ll be counting stars (x)


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