Illidan:Hey thanks for saving me from Arthas guys, I guess I couldn't take him after all.
Vashj:Of course, Illidan. You are a trusted ally and a friend. We would not just leave you there to die.
Kael:Eh, I sort of need you to give me that satiating magic you promised me.
Illidan:Kael'thas, my trusted friend, as a reward for your undying loyalty, I shall allocate unto you, the Northern region of Netherstorm. This area is rich with arcane energy and advanced Naaru technology to harvest it. I know how you guys love that stuff.
Vashj:What about me Illidan?
Illidan:Oh, uhh...you snake-thingies like water right? You can live in the swamp.
Vashj:Swamp, huh? Uhh, got anywhere else with water?
Illidan:Nope sorry. But if you want you can live in the sewers of my palace. Kael, you should totally set up at my palace! I'll even give you your own wing of my palace full of concubines and babes!
Kael: Oh, jeez um...sure...I guess.
Vashj:I am sensing some favouritism going on here...
Illidan:Oh come on Vashj, Kael and I are both elves. We "get" each other. We have a bond that you could never understand, this guy could never EVER betray me and make a secret pact with a lieutenant of the Burning Legion behind my back.