Valentine's day

Chicken & Cupcakes

Based on this picture (because tumblr cut off the ending of the tags I’d written)

If Dean is going to spend Valentine’s Day alone, he’s at least going to do it drunk.

He sets the bottle of Jack Daniels on the check-out conveyer belt along with a 12-piece box of fried chicken. Sam would say Dean is “eating his feelings”, but what does Sam know. He gets to spend Valentine’s Day with his beautiful wife and new baby daughter. He’s the last person Dean wants to talk to about his feelings.

Dean glances ahead of him in line, pleasantly surprised by the sight of a very attractive, dark-haired man glancing absently at the tabloids along the rack. For a brief moment, visions of typical meet-cute scenarios and cheesy pick-up lines dance through Dean’s head. That is, until he looks down and notices the man’s items: a bouquet of pale pink tulips and a dozen pink-frosted, heart-sprinkled cupcakes.

Dean’s face falls; of course this guy is taken. There’s no way he is buying those items on Valentine’s Day if he doesn’t have someone to share them with.

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Imagine your OTP’s friends (who are single) are all getting together to have one Single Awareness party on Valentine’s Day. A and B join in on request of their friends, but awkwardly have to hide the fact throughout the party that they’ve actually been dating the whole time.

When Redditor chimpansies asked her sweetheart for a “chicken nugget bouquet” for Valentine’s Day, he gifted her with this meaterrific foil-wrapped bouquet made of bacon roses (with bell pepper leaves), chicken nuggets, and jalapeño poppers. It even came with a trio of ranch, honey mustard, and BBQ dipping sauces. It must be love, smoky, meaty, artery-clogging love. This bouquet is both a figurative and potentially literal heart-stopper.

And if you’re wondering what chimpansies did for the creator of this awesome deep-fried bouquet, she made him a cake. Nothing says “I love you” quite like a gloriously gluttonous feast of fried meats and homemade cake.

[via That’s Nerdalicious!]