Biggest concern when buying a new phone: Will it fit in my pocket?

Primary concern when buying pants: Will my phone fit in the pocket?

Dear clothing companies, 

Give girls real pockets.

Love,

me.

Dear phone companies,

Stop making phones bigger.

Love,

me.

my mom keeps telling me i’m ‘confused’!!!!!!!!!! and that i’ve just ‘given up on guys’ and that i just ‘haven’t found the right guy yet’ and i shouldn’t just ‘switch to girls’!!!!!!!!!!

????//??1!!!!

no!!!!!!!!!! i am 20 years old i have had multiple relationships i am pretty sure i am aware of what i am currently attracted to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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title: cause all that you are is all that i’ll ever need

sequel to we’ll play hide and seek to turn this around (give me love like never before)

pairing: h/l & z/l

chapter word count: 27.5 (3 of 5)

Overall word count: 79.6k

summary: Strawberry milk layers their upper lips, and they giggle and lick it off of each other. They taste it in each others mouths when they kiss; it’s on their tongues, and filling their tummies. There are seven cartons in the fridge, with one out that they keep pouring into shot glasses. They give each other a ‘cheers!’ and tip it down their throats. Instead of burning their mouths, it wipes away the sting that is already inside of him.

(Harry still has days when he needs to feel good on the inside. Louis can see it in his eyes, and on these days, Louis needs it too. Maybe just as much.)

or the strawberry milk sequel; where harry still needs help, louis’ trying to give it to him, liam rents a van, zayns a bit protective of his best mate, and nialls there to tie it all together.

warnings for this chapter: pls just read the first note.

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LET ME JUST SAY THIS
  • I care about you
  • I will always care about you
  • I will never leave you behind if you need my help
  • I will always do my best to be there for you
  • I want to help you
  • It makes me feel good to know you’re in a good place
  • If you’re in a bad place, it’ll be okay. I’m here to talk if that’s what you need
  • Wanna be friends? BAM. We’re friends.
  • However, do NOT treat people like me as a disposable object.
  • Thank you
  • Have a good day.
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"Heroes are ordinary people, who make themselves extraordinary" - gerard way

"You’ll never be fucking normal because nobody is fucking normal" -  frank iero

"Sometimes when you doubt yourself, you end up creating something better" - ray toro

"Everyone wants something real, something that was created to invoke a positive feeling" - mikey way 

MY STUPID BIRD KEEPS TRYING TO SWOOP ONTO MY BOWL OF CORN FLAKES AND EAT THEM AND AFTER FINALLY SWATTING HIM AWAY A BILLION TIMES HE CAME BACK FOR ONE LAST TRY AND FUCKING FELL IN THE BOWL AND FLAPPED AROUND

AND NOW I HAVE MILK SPRAYED ON MY BANGS AND GLASSES AND STUPID BIRD FOOTPRINTS ON MY LAPTOP 

WHAT A GARBAGE BIRD

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