(Imagine EXO trying to watch crack, which Chen is showing them what “EXO-Ls” made)
Xiumin: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CLIPS OF ME SHIRTLESS- Oh wait- TWERK IT
Lay: So much weed. Is that how fans think of me? A crack addict? Bruh, I unite the unicorns everyday with power. And I get this? Nah.
Kai: See, fans look at me like I’m an innocent little pup- WAIT IS THAT ME AND D.O?!? OMFG YAS
(We interrupt this program to bring you “EXO House”)
Baekhyun: This is hilarious, EXO-Ls really are perverts.
Chanyeol: Like you.
Chanyeol: I’m serious, crack is what makes us happy.
Baekhyun: Why are we married and have 5 children. Come on Channie, step up your game to your wife.
Chanyeol: This is why I love you.
(BAEKYEOL FEELS: We now return to “EXO watching their own crack”)
D.O: Why do I look evil? I guess I’m sorta cute, in a way. Who cares, I’m perf. O____O OOH HAI KAIIIII
Luhan: Xiuhan or Hunhan? WTF i didnt sign up for dis shiz why
Suho: … Kids, don’t watch this, it’s too inappropriate for you.
Tao & Sehun: WHY MOMMY WHY
Suho: Because I said so, now off to bed.
Tao: *whispers to Sehun* What a bitch
Sehun: SAME. Let’s hitch a ride with Kris hyung.
Tao: Yeet. Let’s go.
Kris: *wakes up from a nap* The video is already over? Wow I guess I should-
Tao & Sehun: *tapes his mouth and drags him out to the car*
Sehun: DRIVE PEASANT
Kris: *mumbling nonsense and starts driving*
Tao: Excellent. But where should we go?
Sehun: Umm… what about Baek’s Grandma’s house? For sure she has great food.
Lay: WAIT FOR ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYY MEEE
Chen: *sips his coffee* I love making these crack videos. Gotta love my band members. Torture is fun when you know all of their secrets.