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Last year Ben Stiller revealed he’d finished the script for Zoolander 2 and had submitted it to the studio pending their approval. Now, Owen Wilson has added more information on the sequel, saying his character, VH1 Model Of The Year Hansel, has suffered a disfiguring injury since the 2001 original.

“Their lives have changed and they’re not really relevant anymore. It’s a new world for them. Will Ferrell is written into the script and he’s expressed interest in doing it. I think Mugatu is an integral part of the Zoolander story, so yes, he features in a big way.”

Nadia loved college. It was a freedom she hadn’t experienced before, because back home she was locked down by strict rules and standards set by her parents, but here at university she was free to do whatever she wanted. Which was why she was currently standing in the kitchen of a packed frat house, taking shots of Fireball with her best friend, their arms linked as they clinked glasses and threw the strong liquid back. The two girls both made a face at the taste before drunkenly giggling at each other, Nadia leaning into her best friend as she laughed with her. They’d been at it for a few hours now, partying to celebrate the end of the semester and surviving their finals. Everyone would be off campus this time next week, most likely back home with their families for winter break.

With her bloodstream full of cinnamon whiskey and jungle juice, Nadia realized that she had to pee again, the fourth time in a two hour period, and she tugged on Kaci’s arm to get her attention. “Come to the bathroom with me!” She shouted into the other girls ear to be heard over the music before she started tugging her in the direction of the restroom. Once inside, they closed the door behind them, the solitude muffling the noise from the party. “I’m so drunk.” Nadia slurred out as she pulled down her pants and sat on the toilet, not even batting an eyelash at peeing with Kaci in the room. The two were really close, especially since they were roommates, and Nadia went on with her business like usual, finishing up and washing her hands afterwards. She looked at Kaci over her shoulder, letting out a giggle as she recalled something she wanted to tell her. “That guy with the lip ring was totally checking you out back there.”

  • Dean:Congrats pledge. By some grace of god, you just chose the best and most eligible big in the frat.
  • Dean:Pack your shit up and bring it to my room. You'll be sleeping in it for the foreseeable future.
  • Dean:Got it?
  • Dean:No but really. You're not sleeping with the other pledges this week.

Από την εποχή που η Σαμάνθα πετούσε τις θανατερές ατάκες ως κεραυνούς εν haute couture αιθρία στο «Sex & the City» και η σκηνή με την ανεπαίσθητη πορδή της Κάρι κάτω από τα σκεπάσματα ανέτρεπε την «τέλεια» σχέση της με τον Mr Big, οι γυναίκες στην κωμωδία έχουν διανύσει πολλά –τηλεοπτικά και κινηματογραφικά- χιλιόμετρα. Ειδικά και μετά τη σαρωτική επιτυχία του «Bridesmaids» (2011), μιας ταινίας που κατάφερε να μπλέξει τα κλισέ της γαμήλιας ρομαντικής κομεντί με ξεκαρδιστικά σκατολογικά σκετσάκια και στοιχεία slapstick κωμωδίας, οι γυναίκες κωμικοί δεν είναι απλώς η θηλυκή απάντηση στο επονομαζόμενο «Frat Pack» της κωμωδίας (βλ. Judd Apatow, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill), αλλά μία υπολογίσιμη υπερδύναμη στο Χόλιγουντ.

I went to da ~*real*~ gym today.

One of my old co-workers has been into fitness since I met her (2 years ago) so I asked her to help me out with working out and how to properly lift weights.

It wasn’t as awkward as I thought the gym would be since it’s a school gym. Most of the time it’s packed with frat bros who only work out their broceps, so I stopped going there after I moved off campus. 

FLASH FORWARD TO TODAY: 
It was raining when we went so not a lot of people were there so it was really nice. Plus Jess was really informative on how to do things and what I should be working out in order to gain. Apparently I’m really good at squats. I feel like I’m comfortable enough to go by myself and do the workouts she taught me. Thank Based God she’s willing to continue teaching me more stuff.

I weighed in this morning at 96.4 lbs, but she said it was normal to lose weight before you gain weight. I just need to continue eating multiple times a day.