The Trouble With Harry

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"Save Broadway" - a sketch on SNL.

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

future goals: obtain the harry james potter philosophy to life

Double Trouble
  • Double Trouble
  • John Williams
  • Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban
Play

Double, double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double, double toil and trouble
Something wicked this way comes

Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing

Double, double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double, double toil and trouble
Something wicked this way comes

In the cauldron boil and bake
Fillet of a fenny snake,
Scale of dragon tooth of wolf
Witches mummy, maw and gulf

Double, double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double, double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double, double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Something wicked this way comes!

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Harry and Hermione ALPHABET → SHIELD

“RUN!” Harry yelled, and as the shelves swayed precariously and more glass spheres began to pour from above, he seized a handful of Hermione’s robes and dragged her forward, one arm over his head as chunks of shelf and shards of glass thundered down upon them.

If Harry and Taylor had never dated:
  • Taylor:"I knew you were trouble when you walked in, so shame on me now!"
  • People:What a catchy tune! I love this!
  • Taylor:"I also wanna thank the person who inspired this song, who knows exactly who he is, because now I got one of these!"
  • People:Haha, Taylor is so sassy and witty!
  • Taylor:"so he calls me up and he's like I still love you and I'm like 'sorry i'm busy opening at the grammys!'"
  • People:I see what she did there! How incredibly funny!
  • Taylor:"shut the fuck up"
  • People:wow she said stfu to selena, i bet she was teasing her or taylor was just nervous for her award coming up!
  • Taylor:*does nothing to offend anyone*
  • People:*dont make a big deal out of nothing because there's nothing to make a big deal of*
  • Doctor Who (revival):Roughly fourteen episodes a season with erratic breaks lasting anywhere from a couple of months to 3/4ths of the year
  • Fandom:Meh. We're used to it.
  • Sherlock:Three episodes a season with breaks up to two years
  • Fandom:Hey, they're busy guys, and at least the episodes are long, what're you gonna do.
  • Community:Dropped from 20-odd episodes a season to 13, was thought dead for the past few months
  • Fandom:It's great that it's coming back, but besides some brief attempts at protest we've been cool.
  • Harry Potter:Until a few months ago was expected to produce no new content ever again, next project due out in over a year.
  • Fandom:Oh, hey, neat.
  • Firefly:Literally dead for almost a decade now.
  • Fandom:Hey, remember this scene? That was a neat scene.
  • Supernatural:Has literally run longer than every other franchise on this list. 23 episodes a season, breaks for holidays and summer, exactly like damn near every other show on network television.
  • Fandom:OH GOD THREE WHOLE MONTHS! THAT'S LITERALLY HELL! IT'S A HELLATIUS! WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO? I KNOW, LET'S GO INSANE! LET'S PRETEND TO BE BAGELS AND ANGELS AND MAKE WEIRD .GIFS AND GET REALLY MELODRAMATIC ABOUT WHETHER THAT GUY WHO'S BEEN A SERIES REGULAR FOR SIX WHOLE YEARS WILL COME BACK