this is me being stupid, but given I’m having heart surgery tomorrow, these are some things i want remembered about me if like i die i guess:
• i fuckin love the loch ness monster
• i also really love aquariums and beaches and snow and stargazing and when my hair gets super soft and shiny after a stylist appointment and cats i fucking love cats and books god i love so many things
• kanye west is so important to me you don’t understand and also lorde
• i like hot dads it’s a problem (maybe don’t put this one in the eulogy)
• i had some popular blogs but what i loved most was the trash heap (this one)
• sometimes thinking about the universe made me dizzy
• i want to be a human rights lawyer when i grow up
• je parle français, ouais
• i can’t make graphics

okay i think that’s all