Ursula: My dear everyone knows I am the rightful ruler of all the oceans with more magic than many of these people could imagine. Allies certainly but I think only Maleficent and Dr. Facilier are the only ones that truly understand true power.
Maleficent: Ahahaha! Ursula is absolutely right, we are all allies here but some of us just pack more of a mean spell. I mean they don’t call me the Mistress of all Evil for no reason. Although I wouldn’t want to mess with Ursula, Dr. Facilier, or the Evil Queen. I like my voice,
fairyevil godmother form, and I don’t think I want to be poisoned by an apple. I happen to love apples.
Mother Gothel: I may not have the magic that some of the other villains here possess, but when it comes to manipulation I am the best! I definitely don’t want to get on the bad side of any magical villains, but anyone else I will use to my best interest. I certainly am not afraid to be the bad guy
Gaston: Yes, some of these ladies are powerful with their magic, but everyone knows to be a villain it takes brains and good looks, and I’ve got it all. Its obvious I’m the best. I mean look at me…
Hans: I find that villains is a strong word. I prefer to think of us as people who know what we want and how to get it. I certainly see Mother Gothel as serious competition, she knows how to use others, that’s for sure. And I most definitely would not want to mess with Ursula or Dr. Facilier, as I don’t possess any magic of my own.
Hades: Hah. Good one, like those other ‘villains’ have anything on me. I am LITERALLY God of the Underworld, Lord of the Dead. Oooh, you almost killed an oversized rat, good job. Oh wow, you kinda made a teenager sleep for 100 years, good for you. You gave someone legs? Wow, that’s really heart-breaking. Oh, you used someone for their hair? Story of my life. And you sang a duet with a girl and told her her sister was dead? How tragic. I’m sobbing, I really am. Let’s be serious for a second, these villains are no match for me (get it? match? fire? huh?). Keep moving, grey blob.