Reblog

Ask Away

Put some numbers in my ask (: 

1. What type of criminal would you be?
2. What are you listening to right now?
3. If you had to choose a stripper name, what would it be?
4. If your phone started ringing, who would you hope is calling?
5. Do you drink?
6. Do you smoke?
7. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
8. Do you get attached easily?
9. Do you like your eye color?
10. Have any stupid human tricks?
11. Humor me. What physical ideal do you imagine in a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner?
12. What type of personality traits do you look for in a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner?
13. Any other essential quirks/interests/other you look for in a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner?
14. Any romantic gestures you really like?
15. Any sexual fantasies? Are you daring enough to share one?
16. Have you ever been in love?
17. Do you have a crush/romantic interest in anyone?
18. What’s your sexual orientation (if you feel comfortable answering)?
19. What’s your favorite color and why?
20. What was your most embarrassing moment?
21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
22. What were you like when you were a kid?
23. What would your dream house be like?
24. What last made you laugh?
25. Do you have a place you like to go to collect your thoughts?
26. What is your favorite/least favorite word?
27. What turns you on?
28. What turns you off?
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
30. Would you go bungee jumping/sky diving if given the chance?
31. Do you have any siblings?
32. Do you like to dance?
33. What is your definition of cheating?
34. Have you ever stolen anything?
35. Do you regret anything?
36. Do you have any phobias?
37. Ever broken any bones?
38. Ever come close to death?
39. What is your religion/spirituality, if any?
40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
41. Are looks important in a relationship?
42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?
43. What is your favorite season?
44. Do you have any tattoos?
45. Do you have any piercings?
46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
48. What is your favorite thing to do?
49. If you could only visit one place outside of your hometown, where would it be?
50. Do you get jealous easily?

The Signs in a group Project: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo

Aries: Alright guys! What do we need to do?
Virgo: let’s organize what we need to do first. I’ll make a list of what’s important and what’s not.
Gemini: IM IN CHARGE OF THE GLITTER
Cancer: I don’t even think you read the book, Gemini
Aries: everyone shush! I’m in charge. First we’re gonna make Virgo generate ideas. Taurus is the writer, Cancer is the organizer, Leo is the prettiness enabler *winks*-
Leo: You think I’m pretty????
Taurus: Guys-
Cancer: wait I don’t wanna be the organizer
Virgo: stop it everyone
Aries and Leo: *flirting*
Taurus: ugh ew
Gemini: oooooo I’m telling Sagittarius
Virgo: omg
Cancer: Sagittarius?
Aries:…wait Sagittarius? WHO BROUGHT UP SAGITTARIUS
Virgo, Taurus, Cancer: ……..
Gemini: shit
Aries: LISTEN YOU PIECE OF SHIT GEMINI-
Leo: STOP IT RIGHT NOW ARIES YOURE MAKING ME MAD
Aries: WHY IS THIS CHICKEN FRIED FUCK BRINGING UP YOUR EX RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
Virgo: fuckin-
Cancer: *is very scared, hiding behind Virgo*
Gemini: *needs to pee all of the sudden*
Leo: I DONT KNOW AND I DONT CARE! WE HAVE TO START THE PROJECT!
Taurus: *has been watching the whole time.*
Taurus: so who actually read the book?
Everyone: *turns to look at Taurus*
Virgo: I mean, obviously…
Gemini: what?
Cancer: um, I’m halfway?
Leo: *whispering something hot into Aries’ ear*
Aries: …. Uh huh *red*
Taurus: and I finished with ur 3 months before we had to. So! I elect Virgo as the leader
Virgo: *slowly turns to look at aries out of the corner of her eye*
Aries: …… Fine! I quit!
Cancer: okay, so whose doing what?
Leo: I’m in charge of the layout on the poster.
Gemini: I gotta pee
Virgo: that’s not enough. You’ll be in charge of finding the artwork to relate the book to.
Cancer: but I wanted to find the artwork
Aries: I’ll do the news article to relate it to
Taurus: I’m in charge of relating it to the world
Virgo: I’m in charge of tying all the pieces together, along with making the claim
Gemini: *pee pee pee pee*
Leo: wait what am I in charge of again?
Virgo: go to the god damn bathroom Gemini we all know you’re not gonna be working on this anyways
Gemini: …..*actually leaves to go to the bathroom*

How the project actually goes: Aries takes leadership again telling everyone what to do even though he didn’t read the book. He manages to score Leo as a girlfriend while he’s at it. Cancer cried 4 times but helped somehow. Virgo does all the work, so they get an A. Taurus manages to keep some sort of peace in the group. Gemini, although she didn’t *actually* do written work, gave good, actually intelligent ideas- but was texting 90% of the time.

OK EVERYONE STOP SCROLLING AND LOOK

JUST, LOOK AT THIS BIRD

THIS THING IS CALLED A POTOO, OR, DERP BIRD.

WHY IS IT CALLED DERP BIRD?
HERE’S WHY;

I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS CRAP? IS THIS NOT THE MOST CUTEST,DERP FACE EVER??

BUT WHEN IT OPENS IT’S MOUTH:

IT LOOKS LIKE THIS.

IT IS TERRIFIED.

PRAISE JASUS

INTENSE

THIS BIRB HAS SEEN THINGS IT CANNOT UNSEE

OH REALLY, GO OOON

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS, LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!



SO IF YOU EVER FEEL DOWN

JUST LOOK UP THESE DERP BIRBS

THESE ARE THE MEMES OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.