Y’know. I was chilling on the sofa when I realized something. Sammy IS right about my meat man. He IS kinda sketchy. So. What will I do when this one ends up a dud like they all seem to?

I’m a hot momma if I say so myself.

^ Look at that fine lady there. See all that swagger I have? Yeah I know you do.

So I know I’ll just troll for guys again. It’s what I do. But who? Who would fit the bill for me? This sexy totally not a day over thirty five no sir woman?

Then since I was bored… I came up with a list of guys I know. Just for the heck of it. And to creep out my daughters. Oh and since you web folk just LOVE the “couple names” I’ll have some for you!

First that comes to mind:

Oh yes. Spencer that sexy man child beast. Legal and good lookin’.

Lets see… that would make us… Pancer… or Spam but uhh… that’s for something else. I will kill you if you go there Spencer. You know what? I’m going to avoid using the last part of my first name… it’s just weird since me and my daughter are only one letter off in our first names…


Then there is the odd T-bo.

He isn’t bad on the eyes…. but he is weird with the whole food on sticks thing.

That would be Pabo.


Now just to weird out my daughter more…

Yeah. That pudgy odd little wacko even though he has “swave” moments… or so I heard… Not only too young, but also too… Gibby? Yeah only way to put it.

Pibby. Oh jeez.


Yeah. That fudge kid. Heck… if it wasn’t for the fact it would be really weird? I’d date him JUST for the fudge. Well… and he is cute I guess.

Parad. That sounds kinda cool. Pa-Rad. Haha.


And last, but not least. The topping on the “how far will you go to creep out your daughter?” cake.

Yeah. He is rather cute for a train loving nerd. He does also look like he fits into his shirts better now also.

Weeeeeeell he IS almost legal. ;D

He and I would be…


Huh. That’s uh… hm. Y’know what nevermind. I’ll pass on that one after all. I just creeped myself out. I hate when I do that. 

Oh well. I still had fun with that one. ;D

Travel log of Squeeks the Mimette: The gal named Pibby

In my travels to find my older brother Sixpence and bring him to justice for his crimes against Bip I encountered a .. rather odd person. She is ..I’m guessing my companion now.. I can’t really tell the poor thing no. .. not just literally..being a mime and all. But this girl is so unprepared and jumpy I couldn’t just leave her where I found her. I decided to start a travel log to tell of what I have to go through just because I’m related to that blubbering annoying stupid brother of mine.. bah! More on that later. 

I had been wandering around following the faint clues of where Six had been to find him. Basically find a place that hates mimes passionately. Once I find a place like that I know I’m on the right path.

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Starter for Pibby

"Dwarf’s spore, eldritch grass, Fruit of Harmony…"

Zefri listed through the list of ingredients for his new theoretical potion. He wandered through the deep forest, trying to find the needed ingredients. The woods were only getting more dangerous as he travelled through. After all, if a treant -a guardian of the forest- warned an intruder that danger was ahead, you better have good life insurance.

Of course, through ego and actual justified reasons, Zefri was confident he’d be relatively safe, so he continued searching for the elusive herbs and fruit.


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starter for the-little-wolf-girl

Zefri yawned as he wandered deeper into the woods then he was normally inclined to. He waved his hands and his magic pushed the thickets and branches back and to the side to allow him access to the deeper parts.

The purpose of this venture was an attempt to locate Pibby, and get more information about their children. She mentioned something about them but he didn’t quite hear her first time around and she didn’t stick around to repeat herself.

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