Y’know. I was chilling on the sofa when I realized something. Sammy IS right about my meat man. He IS kinda sketchy. So. What will I do when this one ends up a dud
like they all seem to?
I’m a hot momma if I say so myself.
^ Look at that fine lady there. See all that swagger I have? Yeah I know you do.
So I know I’ll just troll for guys again. It’s what I do. But who? Who would fit the bill for me? This sexy
totally not a day over thirty five no sir woman?
Then since I was bored… I came up with a list of guys I know. Just for the heck of it.
And to creep out my daughters. Oh and since you web folk just LOVE the “couple names” I’ll have some for you!
First that comes to mind:
Oh yes. Spencer that sexy man child beast. Legal and good lookin’.
Lets see… that would make us… Pancer… or Spam but uhh… that’s for something else.
I will kill you if you go there Spencer. You know what? I’m going to avoid using the last part of my first name… it’s just weird since me and my daughter are only one letter off in our first names…
Then there is the odd T-bo.
He isn’t bad on the eyes…. but he is weird with the whole food on sticks thing.
That would be Pabo.
Now just to weird out my daughter more…
Yeah. That pudgy odd little wacko
even though he has “swave” moments… or so I heard… Not only too young, but also too… Gibby? Yeah only way to put it.
Pibby. Oh jeez.
Yeah. That fudge kid. Heck… if it wasn’t for the fact it would be really weird? I’d date him JUST for the fudge. Well… and he is cute I guess.
Parad. That sounds kinda cool. Pa-Rad. Haha.
And last, but not least. The topping on the “how far will you go to creep out your daughter?” cake.
Yeah. He is rather cute for a train loving nerd. He does also look like he fits into his shirts better now also.
Weeeeeeell he IS almost legal. ;D
He and I would be…
Huh. That’s uh… hm. Y’know what nevermind. I’ll pass on that one after all. I just creeped myself out. I hate when I do that.
Oh well. I still had fun with that one. ;D