Me and my seven year old niece were at Starbucks today and I was telling her about the gruesome details of the great skeleton war. She was adamant that there was no such thing, so I turned to my total stranger of a barista, asked her to verify that there was indeed a glorious battle taking place amongst the mightiest of skeletons, and she wholeheartedly confirmed that there was.
Hours later, the niece calls me up. She’s incredibly concerned about her skeleton’s battle techniques, as it is still young and inexperienced in such matters. Don’t worry, kiddo. It’ll learn with time.