and these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds are immune to your consultations. They’re quite aware of what they’re going through…
—  David Bowe

what are you doing with your life if youre not watching brooklyn nine nine i mean

  • two female poc detectives: one overachieving kissass and another unapologetic badass
  • two canonically jewish characters, both unashamed sluts
  • two great big hulking black men, one of whom loves his babies so much he’s too scared to fire a gun, and another who is gay and has struggled for 25+ years to get where he is in his career
  • one straight white male in his forties who lives in his ex-wife’s basement and got shot in the butt twice

SERIOUSLY PLEASE WATCH BROOKLYN NINE NINE

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