1. “why don’t you listen to like…normal music?”
why don’t you like…use your brain for once?
2. “oppa gangnam style!”
*applauding your impressive musical references*
3. “oh look! there’s an asian guy over there!”
Wow! A human being! I had never seen any before!
4. “so you like short dicks?”
yes, i like to collect them in jars, wanna see them?
5. “chinese, japanese, korean… well that’s the same, they’re all just ching-chongs”
“idiot, dumbass, ignorant asshole”…well that’s the same, all those words describe you perfectly
6. “you know they all eat dogs and cats, right?”
*speaks w/ asian accent* yes, every living thing can be eaten, my child.
7. “they all look the same”
of course they do, they’re clones
8. “is that a boy or a girl?”
Nobody knows. Korean idols are still a mystery for scientists.
9. “so when you marry a korean guy, you’ll get eyelid surgery to look asian?”
of course, it’s a tradition in korea.
10. “ewww they’re so gay, it’s disgusting”
homophobes are not admitted in my circle of friends, bye
11. “that’s just garbage music, they only do it for money”
and what do you listen to, again? don’t venture into this territory with me
12.“they just copied american music”
i’m so sorry, i didn’t know americans had invented music and never got inspired by other countries.
13. “why do you listen to that ching chong music? you’re not even chinese”
so i guess you’re actually american, my dear? (only for non-american fans)
14. “oh well you’re asian so obviously, you listen to asian music”
and obviously, i only talk to other asian people, so just get out my face
15. “they can’t even rap, they’ll never beat Lil wayne”
… says any kpop hater who never took the time to listen to any kpop song
Inspired by BuzzFeed articles and this one in french