Maybe it’s because of their lack of competition that they get away with providing such shitty service. [The people of the United States] pay more for our internet service than almost anybody else on Earth! And yet, the download speeds we get lag behind Estonia!
“Let’s not talk about ebola, let’s just talk about last Thursday. How was yours? Because the only thing I can remember from it is the last three seconds of How To Get Away With Murder. […] I will tell you, though, who had the most spectacular Thursday of anyone on earth: Vladimir Putin.”