I love the idea of Sonic having these mildly sassy comebacks if the media’s trying to lead him into a circus.
"Isn’t it frustrating to have to keep rescuing an annoying child?"
"I’m not gonna rescue you when that ‘annoying child’ flattens you with her hammer.”
"Do you ever get crazy fanmail from other males?"
"You kidding? Some of the boys are the most romantic."
"You went to a boy’s birthday party dressed as a princess?"
"Everyone’s a princess. Except for people that ask stupid questions."
"But there’s no such thing as a stupid question."
"Then what was the last one you asked me?"