JIN: oh are you here because of your ugliness? Oh I can’t fix that now please leave its contagious.
RAP MONSTER: *touches your arm* *accidentally breaks every bone in your body* wait no. NO DONT SUE ME I CAN FIX IT. MAYBE.
JIMIN: an apple a day keeps the doctor away. *everyone starts eating apples everyday*
SUGA: um yeah idk what these liquids do but I’m just gonna stick it all in you okay scream if it starts burning
JHOPE: no no no don’t worry about it you’re never going to die BeCaUsE iM yOuR hOpE
V: you have a severe disease of imnotactuallyadoctorsoihavenoideawhatimdoing so uh yeah just take these pills and you’ll be fine.
JUNGKOOK: *punches your arm* oh you look hurt let me examine it. Oh btw that will be 500000000 dollars thank you come again