Things you shouldn't say to a Led Zeppelin fan:

- so you mean they basically stole those songs?
- why didn’t they just get a new drummer?
- wait, there were other songs besides Stairway?
- he’s just the bassist
- I’m so sorry that they’re all dead!
- ew, so hairy!
- why does he stuff his pants, inferiority complex?
- that guy’s a pedophile satanist!
- what’s so special about playing guitar with a bow?
- ahaha, those clothes are so ugly!
- none of them is hot
- does he know any other words than babe!?