No, no, no, no, no. You lot have been watching much too much Star Wars. James is DEFINITELY Harry’s father. Doesn’t everybody Harry meets say ‘you look just like your father’? And hasn’t Dumbledore already told Harry that Voldemort is the last surviving descendent of Salazar Slytherin? Just to clarify - this means that Harry is NOT a descendent of Salazar Slytherin.
— 

J.K. Rowling when addressing the rumor that “Voldemort is Harry’s real father/grandfather/close relative of some description

I don’t think any of you understand just how much that “DEFINITELY” gives me life. Like when Jo says “definitely,” all I see is “sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sEX”

CAN WE JUST LIKE TALK ABOUT HOW COOL IT WOOD (SEE WHAT I DID THERE) BE IF YOUR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND PLAYED QUIDDITCH?

Just imagine:

*During a game, they fly to you and ask for a good-luck kiss.

*The pick up lines.
E.g. “Hey Babe, you know what they say: I’m a keeper…”

"YOU SHOULD BE A SNITCH BECAUSE I’LL BE SEEKING YOU."

"ARE YOU A BLUDGER? BECAUSE YOUR BEAUTY HITS ME HARD IN THE FACE."

"IF YOU WERE A QUAFFLE, I CAN’T THROW YOU. I MIGHT MISS YOU"

"I bet you’re good at riding too. ;)"

* Wearing their varsity uniforms.

*Flying dates

*THE FUCKING PICK UP LINES.

*Winks during games…

*PICK. UP. LINES.

Myrtle,” Harry said slowly, “how am I supposed to breathe?”
At this, Myrtle’s eyes filled with sudden tears again.
“Tactless!” she muttered, groping in her robes for a handkerchief.
“What’s tactless?” said Harry, bewildered.
“Talking about breathing in front of me!” she said shrilly, and her voice echoed loudly around the bathroom. “When I can’t … when I haven’t … not for ages …
—  Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
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