JB: You hauled yourself out of bed and walked over to your cellphone violently vibrating against your dresser. It was JB. “Hello?” he said into the receiver quickly. “Hi, are you at the store already?” “Yes I am… I’m in the aisle… which is the one you need… you didn’t specify… there’s so many different kinds. Do you need a 20 pack? 50? Wow, there’s a 100 pack!” he says loudly, “Ah, people are looking at me now” he whispers into the receiver. “Just get me the 20 pack please” “Are you sure? I mean why not just stock up while you can?—” “JB… just buy them and come home” “Hehe okay bye love you”
Jackson: You glanced at your cellphone ringing, Jackson was calling. “Hello?” you asked. “Yeah hey hi, what aisle is it in?” he’d ask with his voice low. “It should be near the toothpaste and hygienic stuff” you answer casually. “Okay, you usually get the sport ones, right?— OH SHIT, SOMEONE SAW ME” he’d say with a shocked tone. “Just grab ‘em and go” you’d answer in the same casual tone. “This guys in the same aisle as me… he just nodded at me with a smirk… he knows” “Knows what, Jackson?! Ugh, who caaaaares just get them and go” “I forgot to bring a reusable grocery bag… now I have to walk out with them… oh my god” he’d say as he walks inconspicuously to the register. “Now they’ll all know you’re a fantastic boyfriend, woohoo!” “Is this all for you… sir?” the cashier looked at him with a cocked eyebrow. “Yes ma’am…” he sighed.
Jr.: Jr. would be so relaxed about it. He’d call you up, “Jagi~ do you want the regular ones or super?” “Regular is fine” you’d reply as you stuck a piece of chocolate in your mouth. “They’re having a sale, should I get more than one box?” “That’s up to you, I only bleed for like 4 days though” “Okay, I’ll get them” he’d say, shoving two boxes into his shopping basket, “You poor thing… to think you get this way once a month… my poor jagi” “Jinyoung… just buy the tampons and come home, no need to pity me” “I just… it’s so saddening—” “Just buy em and go, Jinyoung, buy em and go” “Heheeeeee, okay bye jagi~”
Bambam: "HELLO?" he’d ask in a harsh whisper as soon as you picked up the phone. "Yes? Did you get them?" "Yeah, I got the ones in the picture you sent me, but can you just talk to me on the phone while I pay for them" "Hahahaha why?" you asked, genuinely cracking up at home. "I don’t know… it’s just weird… buying……….. tampons" "Bambam, I’m almost 100% sure no one’s going to assume you have a vagina…" "But still! It… makes me feel a little less manly… having to carry around this frilly box containing…………. tampons" "Why do you hesitate so much when saying ‘tampons’" "It just makes me uncomfortable, okay!" You heard the cashier in the background, "Just this for you?" "Yes, just that" he’d say. "Okaaaaaay babe, I’ll be home soon, ha ha haaaaaaaa" he emphasized ‘babe’ to make it clear he was talking to his girlfriend and therefore buying her these tampons. "I think it worked, the cashier didn’t even bat an eye!" he said as he walked out. "Oh my goodness, Bambam" you said, face palming yourself at home.