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Ariana and matt’s duet too ” I think you’re swell ” sooo cute!

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Matt Bennett and Ariana Grande sing “I Think You’re Swell” 

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One Shules moment per episode: Meat Is Murder, But Murder Is Also Murder (2x06)

"Hey dude. Did you read my horoscopes?"
"Yes! They’re terrible! Horoscopes are supposed to be vague, so that people can interpret them to mean whatever they want. Yours are all way too specific!"
"I wrote them with specific people in mind." 

I think you’re swell

You’re the nugget in my ChickenMc. The peanuts in my butter. Adding fiber to our diets. Beneficial for each other. You’re a piece of dental floss and I am the teeth. You’re Aretha Franklin, I’m r-e-s-p-e-c-t. You’re baby giraffe and I’m a safety ranger. You’re the father and ghost, I’m baby Jesus in the manger. Our love spans 40 acres, filled with apple trees. You’re Thanksgiving, I’m the turkey. You’re Akeelah, I’m the bee. You’re a guitar, I’m the strings like a Jet ski in the water. You’re New York, I’m the buildings. You’re my mother, I’m your father.

And I think you’re swell.

If you’re Bobby I’ll be Whitney. If you’re Method I’ll be Redman. If you’re Carrie I’m Samantha. If you’re Oprah I’ll be Stedman. If you’re Leia I’m Han Solo. If you’re Warbuks I’ll be Annie. If you’re puff the magic dragon I’ll be Peter, Paul, and Mary. I love you like a Cops marathon on TV. I love you more than the original star wars trilogy. I am the walrus, you are the goo goo gajoo. I’m a whole lot of nothing, you are the much ado. When I say I’m in love it’s more than any love has meant. And if we ever go jogging I’ll be your antiperspirant.

And I think you’re swell.

And everyday when you’re walking down the street is like every other day because you’re constantly walking down the street. And everyday I’m only thinking about you. And a bunch of other important things, but primarily you. And that’s true.

'Cuz I think you’re swell.

I’ll be the Jagger to your Richards. The Kirk to your Picard. If you’re a molten lava room I’ll be the one inept guard. You’re the tofu to my hippie, the words in my dictionary. If you’re sporty and ginger, I’ll be baby posh and scary. We go together like pastrami on rye. Like watching titanic and trying not to cry. You’re in my mind like a song. You’re in my head like a zombie. You’re more fun than Frisbee in the park. Or popping edamame. We go together like a parade and confetti. And later if you’re hungry I’ll make you some spaghetti.

And I think you’re swell.

[I Think You’re Swell by Matt Bennett]