Me: *looks at phone*
Fuckboy: Let me explain my negative and ill-informed opinions about the MCU in four essay length text messages! Highlights will include claiming that nothing at all happens in age of ultron, ignoring tony stark’s character development, which I have no idea will be a huge part of civil war, the fact that an artificial intelligence tries to end the world, and the creation of vision!!! Oh, you know what, let’s throw in the fact that I actually don’t think the avengers changed at all!!! The dream sequences went over my head and the fact that the team literally CONSISTS OF NEW PEOPLE MEANS NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!