iridescent-nonreality said:

Could you combine "You can’t propose with an onion ring, idiot.” And, "Are you sure you should be wearing white?”

So this is very late, but here you go!

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The restaurant had been crowded before the Avengers descended upon it en masse like a horde of locusts – or hungry super-humans, which was almost certainly worse. Pepper felt a little bad for the wait staff, but between Tony’s excessively generous tipping habits and the number of beaming selfies the staff were taking with the team, she supposed it would all work out in the end.

They didn’t get to go out like this often. The Avengers had been busy with one crisis after another, with barely time to pause for breath in between, for months now. Pepper had barely seen Tony outside of conference calls from the sight of one disaster or another. Half the time she hadn’t even known what country he was in, or even if he was still on the planet. But the latest crisis was resolved, everyone was home safe and unharmed, and when Thor had declared that they were going to take advantage of their downtime, Pepper and Happy had been swept up in the group, largely by virtue of being in the room at the time.

She didn’t mind, though. The Avengers were all friends of hers, and any excuse to spend the evening sitting across from her new husband was a good one.

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anonymous said:

But dont you think ur a little too old for stuff like this like fandom and cosplay and dolls and characters like its okay when ur a kid not like u got anything better to do but when ur a adult shouldnt other stuff be more important by then???

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DEAR GOD, NO. 

I’m really sorry for anyone who thinks like that. Yes. ALL OF THE JOY MUST SUCK FROM YOUR LIFE the moment the clock strikes 12. The moment you turn 26. 

You do a reverse magical girl transformation.

Into SAILOR BORING JOYLESS ADULT.

Sadly, it’s true. See, I made a pact with the Evil Queen Nerdyl and she granted me the power of eternal enthusiasm and self assuredness for the interests that make me happy.  It’s almost like the power she granted me gave me the strength to enjoy what I enjoy without believing I’m not allowed to because I surpassed the age limit dictated to be “too old”.

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OKAY GUYS I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ONE PART IN BAD NEWS BECAUSE LIKE A LOT OF YOU PROBABLY, I WAS A BIT HESITANT ABOUT LIKING THE SONG AT FIRST. BUT THEN I HEARD THIS PART AND I WAS SOLD BECAUSE I MEAN HE’S TALKING ABOUT GETTING KICKED IN THE TEETH AND NOT EXPECTING IT AND GETTING BEAT BLACK AND BLUE WITHOUT SEEING IT COMING AND LA DI DA DA YOU ALL KNOW THE LYRICS BUT THEN THIS PART HAPPENS AND IT’S LIKE THE SOUND IS REPRESENTING THE LYRICS LIKE IT LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE A PUNCH BEFORE DAN CAN FINISH SINGING THE PHRASE AND I JUST FIND THE PRODUCTION IN THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT IN THE SONG REALLY REALLY IMPRESSIVE LIKE DAN AND THE TEAM REALLY KNOW THEIR STUFF OKAY I’M DONE NOW I HOPE I HAVE ENLIGHTENED YOU ALL THANK YOU BYE.

I’m not good enough. I’m not good enough for my friends. I’m not good enough for my best friend. I’m not good enough for my internet friends. I’m not good enough for my mother. I’m not good enough for her. I’m not good enough for you guys. I’m not good enough and I’m so tired of not being good enough for anybody.

Sam Pepper’s “reveal” video would be absolutely hilarious if it wasn’t so pathetic. Complete with puppy dog eyes and sad music he desperately tries to get us to believe the whole thing was one big social experiment to raise awareness for sexual abuse.

Do one you coward.

Are you seriously trying to tell me that someone who’s videos include “Getting Numbers”, “Hooking Up With Strangers”, “Sexual Fetish”, “Picking Up Cougars”,  ”Licking Strangers” and “Fingering Strangers” has suddenly turned into a martyr for sexual abuse? Nah sorry, somehow I don’t buy it.

He has always been a disgusting little creep, and it’s about time he was called out on it. He’s more widely known in the UK for being on Big Brother in 2010, where he was coincidentally cautioned for abusive behaviour towards another housemate.

He has never once done anything resembling his claim of making videos that “change opinions and views”. Nearly every single one is a piss poor prank that pokes fun at the expense of others. I do not for one second believe that he suddenly decided to stand up for something that needs addressing. He is not that selfless nor intelligent. This is a last ditch desperate attempt to save his YouTube career and it’s not working.

Even if what he says is true, and he is trying to do the right thing, why on earth would you not expose the social experiment during the actual video? Letting people know that it was staged is something that should be of the highest priority, not something you mention two videos later when things aren’t going the way you want them to. How fucking stupid is he to risk his entire reputation on something that he really needn’t have? His claim that people seem to be confused that the people involved were in on it is laughable. People are not confused, they just don’t believe you. Why should they? If they were actors they deserve fucking Oscars.

And the fact that he calls out people for not paying enough attention to male abuse, and then having the audacity to call HIMSELF a victim is incredibly disgusting and downright insulting. Deflecting attention away from himself is not going to work, and the hole he’s dug is only getting deeper.

He cannot even have the decency to come out and apologise for what he did. He deserves everything he gets and I hope he gets it all.

Scum

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