“Sebastian,” Kurt warned the other Slytherin as he snaked his arms around Kurt.
“You know you love me,” Sebastian teased.
Kurt pushed the other teen off the bench, “I really don’t.”
Sebastian pretended to look hurt, melodramatically clutching at his heart. He took the seat next to Kurt again, as close as he could be without touching. “That Gryffindor’s been asking about you,” Sebastian purred into his housemate’s ear, “Anderson. He’s kind of cute in a puppy sort of way.”
Kurt felt a shiver creep down his spine.
“So that got me thinking, what with the Yule Ball coming up…”
He frowned, Sebastian couldn’t be serious. He rolled his shoulder in annoyance, hitting Sebastian on the chin. “It could be any number of things, but you’re incorrigible, so naturally the first thing you go to is that. You don’t even know if he’s gay.”
“We don’t know he’s not,” Sebastian countered. “He hasn’t asked any girls yet. He might be asking for you, but that’s only because you have a serious case of gay face. He doesn’t know there are better options available.”
Kurt shot him a look of disgust.
“I’m going to ask him,” Sebastian concluded smugly.
Snape's Worst Memory If It Were Written by a Bad Fanfiction Writer
James Potter yawned and messed up his sexy hair, making it even sexier than it had been. He looked at Filius (he called all his teachers by their first names) and then to his majestic and popular friends.
Sirius raised an impossibly perfect thumb up. The most ridiculously desirable Marauder was lounging in his chair at his ease, tilting it back on two legs. He was so good-looking, more good-looking than any boy in the world had ever been. His ebony hair fell into his eyes with majestic elegance that was even better than James’s sex hair.
Macklemore openly saying that gay rights are human rights at the MTV awards was kind of a big deal. He’s a straight cis-gendered white man in the main stream media with a huge fan base, so his support may very well make a lot of people re-think their “against gay” attitude.
So kindly shut up about how his opinion/support is less important since he isn’t personally gay. Thanks.