So I was looking at some people’s about me’s on twitter and I don’t feel like changing my own, but I thought maybe I could come up with some clever ones…
1) Shannon. 21. New Jersey. I like pina coladas and long walks in places where you can find used condoms on the ground.
2) My dog is cuter than yours… and probably a lot smarter than your honor student.
3) Just because I’m an english major doesn’t mean I know all the grammar…. it just means that I have the right to correct you’re grammar.
4) 21. Musician. Okay I lied, I’m not a musician, I just think it looks cool.
5) Ego as big as Jupiter. Talent as big as a phone booth.
6) Shannon Kahermanes: Human Narwhal.
7) I’m the girl that lives next door to the girl next door.
8) If death was staring me in the face… I’d challenge it to a staring contest.
9) Tell your rich uncles that work at NBC about this blog… or anyone that works at NBC… I really do peacock comedy.
10) Proud owner of Opposable Thumbs.