I don't even

Normal

“You just caught me reading hardcore smut during class and you’re wondering how I can read this with a blank face.” you stated, putting your phone away. “And it’s completely normal. For me, at least.”

"How is reading that normal?” Namjoon sighed, leaning against his desk.

You blinked, “Same with how you watch porn.” 

"….It is not the same." he responds, squinting his eyes. 

"Namjoon. You’re one of the smartest friends I know, but the answer to whatever question you have is really obvious." 

Rolling his eyes, “Then do explain, oh smart one of all.”

"As a female, I feel more interested in the emotional range so reading smut is fulfilling since it’s written done in good detail. As a male, you would seem more interested in the physical aspect of sex. Hence you watch porn. And close your mouth, you’ll catch flies." you finished, before heading out of the classroom. "But before you start, everybody’s different when it comes to that subject just to clarify my answer."

After you exited the room as if you dropped the mic, you left an embarrassed Namjoon back in the classroom, trying to disprove your theory. 

vine

OKAY

  1. HOW DID HE GET PERMISSION TO BUILD A FORTRESS OF DESKS?
  2. HOW DID HE GET PERMISSION TO MAKE A VINE DURING CLASS?
  3. HOW DID THE STUDENTS COOPERATE AND DO WHAT HE SAYS?
  4. HOW IS THE TEACHER ON BOARD WITH THIS?
  • misha:A
  • jensen:hahahah
  • misha:B
  • jensen:ahahaHAHAH omg
  • misha:C
  • jensen:BAHAHAHAH HAHAHAH omg stop hahhah
  • misha:= )
  • misha:D
  • jensen:AAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAH omg stop please I'm gonna die hahah
  • misha:
  • jensen:don't
  • misha:
  • misha:E
  • jensen:AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAH OH MY... HAHAHAH
  • jensen:CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?!
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'SEXY' cake baking video

wait wait wait I was just farting around through my Society6 FAQ stuff and I discovered that since I just signed up, I can give you guys a link:

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that grants you free worldwide shipping until midnight tonight (the 7th).

I thought this might be Pertinent To Your Interests, as many Tumblr Raven Cycle readers are overseas.

(I also put up this print in the store, by request:

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