Author’s note: This
embarrassment ficlet was inspired by this post.
Author’s note part 2: Thanks to dreamsammy who said that I should write something to expand on the tags I left on the post (which can be found here if you want to see where this
monstrosity came from).
Author’s note numero tres: I would also be remiss in not thanking the following lovely, lovely people: techieoliver, shlockpowpow, falaheejackoff, thememorieswedontwant, and (obvi) dreamsammy. I was having some trouble starting this thing and they all were very helpful. (Basically I didn’t know where Connor would have gotten the eyes and they all were so nice to remind me that Connor’s sister has kids. In all the Coliver goodness that was 1x11 I forgot that. Oops. I am officially the worst fan ever.)
Author’s note #4: I can’t believe I’m actually posting this…..don’t judge too harshly….
Connor snorts as he unpacks his suitcase. When did those little monsters have an opportunity to sneak those in?
“What’s so funny?” Oliver asks and Connor glances up. He smiles self-satisfactorily at his boyfriend lounging lazily against the headboard. Oliver’s got a soft smile plastered across his face, his hair’s a mess, and there is a faint mark Connor sucked along his collarbone that Oliver’s absentmindedly running his thumb over. God. Reunion sex is the best. “You were smiling,” Oliver reminds him, pulling Connor back to the present. “What’s so funny?”
“Oh. Nothing.” He tosses the small package over near Oliver’s elbow. “Just these.”
“Googly eyes?” Oliver picks up the package and gives Connor a confused glance. “I’m missing the joke.”