okay so this one time I was drinking with my ex roommates on something we called “water whiskey wednesday”. Basically we bought a bottle of whiskey every wednesday on the day a new ep of Free! ETernal Summer would come out and we’d play a Free! drinking game right?
Well long story short, I dont remember Season two of Free! other than Rin cried a lot??? Souske was an emo butt who had a shoulder injury and??? there was a montage scene??? of characters???? that were literally???? never??? referenced?????? ever again?????????????????????
But anyway one particlar night one of them found my Bad Dragon “Teeny Weenie” which is basically a teeny tiny replica of a larger dildo (that id recieved as a gag gift a while back) and put it between her teeth and proceeded to run circles around the apartment. somehow this attracted my other drunken roomates to chase her, all lauging along the way. one of them got too shaken up at this point and fell near the toilet and sang “MAKE US FREE SO SPLASH KASENE-BLUEGH” as she vomited into the toilet and I kid you not we all clapped on queuue to the song and it was irresponsibly great.