I CAN HAS ALL THE PEOPLE

STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!

*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.

FOR AMIGOS;

  • “How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”
  • “You were right. As per usual.”
  • “Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”
  • “You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”
  • “Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”
  • “You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”
  • “Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”
  • “I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”
  • “Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”
  • “I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”
  • “Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”
  • “No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”
  • “You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”
  • “How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”
  • “I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”
  • “Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”
  • “When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”
  • “I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”
  • “It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”
  • “Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”
  • “That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”
  • “Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”
  • “Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”
  • “When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”
  • “We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”
  • “How much money do you have on you?”
  • “Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”
  • “Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”
  • “For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”

FOR LOVERS;

  • “I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”
  • “I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”
  • “I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”
  • “If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”
  • “I don’t think I can do this anymore.”
  • “I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”
  • “I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”
  • “Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”
  • “Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”
  • “I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”
  • “Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”
  • “If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”
  • “Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”
  • “Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”
  • “We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”
  • “So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”
  • “My dog licks better than you do.”
  • “But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”
  • “I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”
  • “And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”
  • “I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”
  • “This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”
  • “I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”
  • “Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”
  • “A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”
  • “Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”
  • “Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”
  • “Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”
  • “I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”
  • “I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”
  • “I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”

FOR TEXTERS;

  • [text] This is upsetting my poop.
  • [text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.
  • [text] So it involves feces and large birds.
  • [text] She said that to you? Why?
  • [text] Please come back. I miss you.
  • [text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?
  • [text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.
  • [text] …did you just send me a nude?
  • [text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.
  • [text] I don’t know why I said that.
  • [text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.
  • [text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.
  • [text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?
  • [text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.
  • [text] Please. I need this so badly.
  • [text] I trust you completely.
  • [text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.
  • [text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.
  • [text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.
  • [text] I will not get you donuts.
  • [text] Please? I love you.
  • [text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
  • [text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.
  • [text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.
  • [text] You’re cute.
  • [text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.
  • [text] Fuck off.
  • [text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.
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Happy Birthday Dean Winchester || January 24th, 1979

An expression of gratitude to the man whose courage, perseverance, and determination to overcome has given me strength to do the same.

Close Your Eyes (I recommend that you click this link and listen while you read through the gifset.)

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Taking steps is easy; Standing still is hard

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zayn malik appreciation week: day 1 » favorite quote(s)

"I’m from a small town called Bradford," said an “overwhelmed” Zayn Malik as he addressed more than 20,000 Directioners. “And let me tell you, things like this do not happen to boys like me.”

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Minako’s is super short, painfully so, only these two sentences. It does a lot with those two sentences (I mean watch how many words I’m about to spew about them), but I can’t help but feel a little cheated.

Because look at how up front and gloriously SELFISH this is.

This is fucking GOLD right here.

There really is nothing that I don’t love to death about Minako, but if I had to pick just one thing, it would be her complexity. What I think works so well about Minako in a situation like this — and what is unfortunately squandered — are the levels involved. I really am loving this whole Senshi mirror sequence, but I can’t help but feel that the writers kind of backed away from the edge by having only one long bit (I’m guessing Rei will be short too), and that bit was only Mako’s.

Because Mako is EASY. Mako is very relatable in that way. Like I said in one of the posts about her part, Mako’s fear/desire is low-hanging fruit. It’s easy to write an extended sequence for her, because the concept, while utterly true and utterly heartbreaking, isn’t a difficult one.

Minako is a difficult one.

There’s never just one aspect to anything Minako does, and we see that here. “I go through so much trouble to keep the peace, but nobody praises me.”

I give up so much of myself to save the world, but where’s my attention?

Holy shit, you guys.

This is MirrorMinako directly acknowledging that becoming Venus after V is an unfulfilling downgrade.

HOLY SHIT.

Minako gave up everything well before everyone else, and she had to fight alone and bleed alone and be afraid alone. But she also became an international celebrity alone. She had video games and merchandise and at least one movie. V was a legend. V was a STAR.

That she was lonely and unhappy, I don’t doubt for a moment. But she is Minako, and the one thing about Minako is that Minako is never just one thing. Minako LOVED being Sailor V, and everything she saw was hers, hers, hers.

When she became Sailor Venus, Minako gained so much. She had comrades, she had teammates, and she would come to have family. That Minako is a thousand times happier with the Senshi than she could ever possibly hope to be without them isn’t even a question.

But being with the other Senshi also means giving up part of herself. Minako is part of a team now, she is one of many. She is, to the world at large, nothing special. Sailor Venus could disappear tomorrow, and who would notice? Who will remember Sailor Venus, when there is Sailor Moon?

Who will praise her for her sacrifices?

And there are SO MANY sacrifices. Minako has been sacrificing since she was thirteen years old. The moment she met Artemis, she gave up absolutely everything she would ever be, and she’s STILL giving. Even now, she has to cling to every moment she can steal, she has to live them so fully, because she is cursed with knowing how brief they are.

Minako is the goddess of love. Not only of giving love, but of RECEIVING it. She desires love, she CRAVES it. She wants as much as she can possibly get from as many people as she can possibly touch.

She had it all in the palm of her hand. She alone was the brightest star in the sky. But the Senshi needed her, her Princess need her, and so she gave up everything.

Minako is the goddess of love. Not only of receiving love, but of GIVING it. She loved them so much, these people she had never met, that she gave up everything that mattered to be with them.

She gave up being a star to become a sidekick in someone else’s story.

And no one will ever, ever thank her for that.

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ugh

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-It was kind of silly to think you were in love with Beast Boy. We’re sorry.
-You should be. Just the thought of Beast Boy and me…

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if Baekhyun is a little shit, Tao’s the same shit to his hyung~

Jack Crawford is:

(a) treating Will Graham as an adult

(b) telling Graham exactly what Crawford expects

(c) asking Graham on several occasions if Graham has a problem

(d) is remaining professional, as he should, since he is Graham’s superior and boss

(e) has ensured that Graham has access to a psychiatrist

(f) has assured Graham that Crawford will support Graham

(g) has defended and protected Graham from detractors, whether psychiatrists, journalists, or fellow agents

Is Crawford perfect? No. But remember, Crawford is dealing with a hell of a lot. Crawford is the Agent-in-Charge of the Behavioral Science Unit. Do you have any idea of how much he has to do? He’s dealing with academy training, research, and consultation; if anything goes wrong, he’s the one who has to fix it, and he’s the one who has to deal with it. He has a lot of people to take care of, not just Graham.

And, you know, his wife is also dying of cancer. And there are serial killers all over the country, which Crawford’s unit is being consulted on. Add that to the continuing guilt of Miriam Lass and every victim that Crawford can’t save, and you know what? He’s doing a really awesome job, all things considered. The fact that he is able to take time to keep tabs on Graham, to talk with Graham, to consult with Lecter and Bloom, and to just be around as often as he is, says a lot about how professional Crawford is, and how seriously he takes his job and position.

If we want to complain about manipulation, then let’s talk about Lecter, who purposefully lied to Graham about a potentially life-threatening brain inflammation, just for kicks and giggles.

Maybe Crawford acts like an ass, but at least he trusts Graham, and treats Graham like an adult who can make his own decisions, which is a lot more than what Lecter is doing.

And regarding Abigail—yeah, maybe Crawford is too forceful, but remember, he is right. He’s trusting his instincts and the evidence, and he is right about Abigail. And this isn’t like a normal office job—if Crawford doesn’t get the job done, and if he doesn’t get the right results, then people die. I think Crawford is entitled to be severe, strict, and focused—he has untold lives literally depending on him.

Fandom seems to be really sympathetic for Graham, every time someone dies, or Graham has to see a dead body. Here’s a thought—everyone in that group has to deal with knowing that they couldn’t save another person, including (or, dare I say, especially) Crawford. While Graham has his empathy and imagination to struggle with, Crawford has his own struggles—think about how many cases land on Crawford’s desk, asking for a consultation; imagine how many files and pictures Crawford is looking through, and how many bodies that Crawford is seeing, that he doesn’t ask Graham to look at. 

(And also, once again, he’s watching his wife die of cancer, and somehow, he still gets up and goes to work every day, and doesn’t allow it to noticeably affect his job. I’m sorry, I’m just really confused on why Crawford isn’t considered the hero of this show.)

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Happy 22nd Birthday Josh Hutcherson ♥ <12.10.1992>

i have no faith in myself
so ill take all of yours.

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Congrats on your existence:

Bethany Joy Lenz; "I guess I’ve sort of always wanted to be an actress, except when I was five, which, I did want to be the Queen of England."